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Best Story Ever-Jeff Goldblum

He tells a funny story about his sexual awakening.

  • Anthos
  • posted by Anthos
  • Date 1/8/2008 8:26:58 PM
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Jonny2000000 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Jonny2000000

-6 votes NegativePositive

242 days 18 hours ago...

that was a little odd...

thundersalmon : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

thundersalmon

11 votes NegativePositive

242 days 18 hours ago...

that was hilarious
ah the great inexperience of youth. how I miss it.

klavlav : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

klavlav

32 votes NegativePositive

242 days 14 hours ago...

Aw, cute. If only he`d grown up in Europe. In many places in Europe there are "professional" women (and sometimes men) who will show eager but shy young males a good first time. They are very patient and wise, and often they don`t even charge the first time. But only if you`re nice.

And this is how it should be.

Orbpael : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Orbpael

51 votes NegativePositive

242 days 9 hours ago...

^ its because they take your soul.

The man is hillarious.. and it goes to show.. cold feet will eventually land you the prime role in a story about dinosaurs.

jdinasheville : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

jdinasheville

21 votes NegativePositive

242 days 6 hours ago...

If he would have went in it could of been best story ever on the time he got something that didn`t wash off.

MysteryLectric : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

MysteryLectric

8 votes NegativePositive

241 days 22 hours ago...

lol @ take your soul

klavlav : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

klavlav

12 votes NegativePositive

241 days 21 hours ago...

^ ^^ Oh, pshaw! The good ones *give* you soul. You need to read some French literature.

Brainwave : LVL 52: VP 5: said:

Brainwave

1 votes NegativePositive

241 days 20 hours ago...

...Today, the city of Pittsburg is now sold out of "professional women" thanks to Jeff.

zuluwarrior0760 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

zuluwarrior0760

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

241 days 20 hours ago...

That had to be just about the biggest piece
of shit I`ve ever encountered here......
I`m thinking he was gonna say how she pulled his
pants down and he accidentally bricked in her teeth,
and holy crap, the son of bitch sez he wussed out?

What`s so funny about that story????

blackhawk465 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

blackhawk465

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

241 days 20 hours ago...

Did you know you can find Jeff Goldblum at www.shopica.com?

Really! He`s only going for $40 though.

afrochapin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

afrochapin

10 votes NegativePositive

241 days 18 hours ago...

I hope they never change the opening to this segment.

uncivic805 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

uncivic805

5 votes NegativePositive

241 days 17 hours ago...

Sounds like "CHAOS THEORY" to me........

Islamisalie : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Islamisalie

9 votes NegativePositive

241 days 16 hours ago...

Haha, wow what a loser. It`s ok. I wussed out my first time too. Shy guys have it rough...

Mr_Brown : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Mr_Brown

-1 votes NegativePositive

241 days 12 hours ago...

That weirdo gets on my last working nerve!!!!
He talks like a 6 year old trying to tell a story

"You know what, um, ya, there was this one time, no wait, yesterday, uh *sigh* and the thing around the, no wait it was...."

FFS SPIT IT OUT IDIOT!!!!

MysteryLectric : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

MysteryLectric

7 votes NegativePositive

241 days 9 hours ago...

^ Better find an anger management course nearby

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