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Dangerous Chores in a Mental Hospital

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna`s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When the Nurse went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you`re being discharged. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he`s dead."

Edna replied, "He didn`t hang himself, I put him there to dry."

"How soon can I go home?"

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Ayle : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Ayle

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667 days 18 hours ago...

O_o`....

minorcatastrophe : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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647 days 1 hour ago...

That`s like a horror movie

PizzaBoi : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

PizzaBoi

1 votes NegativePositive

643 days 15 hours ago...

you can go home...uh...NEVER

jsnake : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

493 days 20 hours ago...

holy sh... that was kinda scary/funny

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