A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment, and asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potentially and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I`ll display it to you. Go ask your mother, sister, and brother if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you`ve learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don`t tell your father, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Definitely!"
The he goes into his brothers room and asks him, "Hey bro, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His brother goes "For a million? What the hell why not?"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I`ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on three millions bucks, but in reality, we are living with two whores and a homo."
