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Six to Eight Black Men

Not racist I assure you... Short story by David Sedaris about the Dutch version of Santa Clause and his 6 to 8 former slaves. Sorry about the intro. Enjoy!

  • Isohunt
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  • Date 1/3/2008 12:48:45 AM
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boldfart : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

boldfart

0 votes NegativePositive

337 days 17 hours ago...

What was that "Um" just at the end?

wholesome : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

wholesome

9 votes NegativePositive

337 days 16 hours ago...

this might seem too long, but give it a chance it is hilarious.

food and family to things of real value...lol

Isohunt : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Isohunt

1 votes NegativePositive

337 days 16 hours ago...

That "Um" was nothing.. It continues on with other stories.

LeighCedar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

LeighCedar

10 votes NegativePositive

337 days 16 hours ago...

That was some solid story telling.

boldfart : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

boldfart

6 votes NegativePositive

337 days 16 hours ago...

^^ where are the other stories.....Please. I gave this one 5/5.

Now post the rest.

naggytaggy : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

naggytaggy

7 votes NegativePositive

337 days 14 hours ago...

Wow. For the first time ever I feel like buying a book. Should it be? Lets see if he has some books out there..

*checks amazon for David Sedaris*

uhm yes..

*has not bought books because of possibilty of hearing more of this guy on spiked*

Hey Isohunt, you got anymore of this dude?

Isohunt : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Isohunt

5 votes NegativePositive

337 days 13 hours ago...

Yeah I`ll post another later tonight. Not sure if its as good as the other two. .. I`ve read two of his books so far "Naked" and "Me Talk Pretty One Day" both are good.

VOTE PEOPLE

spacedragonman : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

spacedragonman

4 votes NegativePositive

337 days 1 hour ago...

these are the black men he`s talking about: http://www.musicorda.nl/Oudesite/ZPO2003/SIMG1536.JPG

Cobra_Commander : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Cobra_Commander

2 votes NegativePositive

337 days ago...

^But there`s only 5??!

cavey : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

cavey

6 votes NegativePositive

336 days 23 hours ago...

^ One was shot while holidaying in Michigan

wigger69 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

wigger69

-2 votes NegativePositive

336 days 21 hours ago...

Love the way assholes feel that they can`t even say the word "Black" as if that is racist in and of itself.

Quit fearing blacks and being politically correct all the time assholes. By being afraid to say black or talk bad about any race means you are providing a crutch and playing into their "poor me" attitude.

Scherzando : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Scherzando

6 votes NegativePositive

336 days 21 hours ago...

Actually Santa Claus was based on the Dutch Sinterklaas. But trying to sell santa claus with 8 slaves wouldn`t go well in the states, so they turn them to reindeer

Isohunt : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Isohunt

4 votes NegativePositive

336 days 20 hours ago...

Love the way that some assholes can`t even Shut the fuck up when they know what there saying is irrelevant and a waste of fucking space...... AHHHH the BLACKS oh fuck there after me Ahhhhh

Xeryus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Xeryus

0 votes NegativePositive

336 days 19 hours ago...

yeh i read or was told santa claus comes from the dutch version, this was good, thanks.

Tada : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Tada

2 votes NegativePositive

336 days 19 hours ago...

Scherzando: 6-8 flying black slaves would have been kick ass xD

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