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Immortal technique 2

I seen this video bout 4yrs ago and its responsible for my fascination to MC Battles. His technique is forever immortal! His lines are probably the most raw lines I have ever heard yet!

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  • posted by R-seno
  • Date 12/16/2007 10:27:51 PM
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R-seno : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

R-seno

4 votes NegativePositive

306 days 17 hours ago...

"Only way you win this battle is if I let you. You look like Cap`n Crunch`s overweight nephew" "Don`t tell lies, I`d shoot your mom in the back and fuck the bullet hole until she dies" COTDAMMIT!

Angel_of_Odin : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Angel_of_Odin

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

306 days 16 hours ago...

That was dumb as hell... It was just two guys yelling at each other and insulting each other to a beat. There was no rhyme, flow, or style.

ElChristo : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ElChristo

3 votes NegativePositive

306 days 14 hours ago...

"Come on son, y`all niggas know the way I do
Immortal Technique, dot com live for you
And I know sometimes it be making you nervous
The way I snatch puppet rappers that belong in a circus
You motherfuckers just can`t compare
Looking for a fan base that`s no longer there
I know that you`re scared, and you`re hidin` up in the cut
But this is freedom of speech nigga, tell `em what`s up" - Freedom of Speech

Immortal technique is the only rap i listen to now, all the other rappers...just cant compare :P

tripstix : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

tripstix

-5 votes NegativePositive

306 days 11 hours ago...

TONS of wana be slim shadys

TumbleCow : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TumbleCow

2 votes NegativePositive

304 days 16 hours ago...

tripstix this guy is one of the best rappers just because he`s not a hollywood star doesnt mean he`s a shady wanna be

WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

WAKEupB4its2L8

-1 votes NegativePositive

303 days 21 hours ago...

The way the government downplays historical facts.
`Cuz the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich.
Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight. Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight. When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic. But I refused the offer, `cuz God sent me to strike. With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke. My words`ll expose George Bush and Bin Laden. As two separate parts of the same seven headed dragon. And you can`t fathom the truth, so you don`t hear me. You think illuminati`s just a fuckin conspiracy theory? That`s why Conservative racists are all runnin` shit. And your phone is tapped by the Federal Government. So I`m jammin` frequencies in ya brain when you speak to me. Technique will rip a rapper to pieces indecently
Pack weapons illegally, because I`m never hesitant
Sniper scoping a commission controllin the president
I was watching the Towers, and though I wasn`t the closest
I saw them crumble to the Earth like they was full of explosives. And they thought nobody noticed the news report that they did. About the bombs planted on the George Washington bridge. Four Non-Arabs arrested during the emergency. And then it disappeared from the news permanently. They dubbed a tape of Osama, and they said it was proof. "Jealous of our freedom," I can`t believe you bought that excuse. Rockin a motherfucking flag don`t make you a hero
Word to Ground Zero. The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th
The New World Order was born on September 11

And just so Conservatives don`t take it to heart
I don`t think Bush did it, `cuz he isn`t that smart
He`s just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone. From the same people that sabotaged Senator Wellstone. The military industry got it poppin` and lockin`. Looking for a way to justify the Wolfowitz Doctrine. And as a matter of fact, Rumsfeld, now that I think back. Without 9/11, you couldn`t have a war in Iraq. Or a Defense budget of world conquest proportions. Kill freedom of speech and revoke the right to abortions. Tax cut extortion, a blessing to the wealthy and wicked
But you still have to answer to the Armageddon you scripted. And Dick Cheney, you fuckin leech, tell them your plans. About building your pipelines through Afghanistan. And how Israeli troops trained the Taliban in Pakistan. You might have some house niggaz fooled, but I understand. Colonialism is sponsored by corporations. That`s why Halliburton gets paid to rebuild nations. Tell me the truth, I don`t scare into paralysis. I know the CIA saw Bin Laden on dialysis
In `98 when he was Top Ten for the FBI. Government ties is really why the Government lies. Read it yourself instead of asking the Government why
`Cuz then the Cause of Death will cause the propaganda to die..

WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

WAKEupB4its2L8

2 votes NegativePositive

303 days 21 hours ago...

^ Cause of Death - Revolutionary Vol. 2. Stupid SH wouldn`t let me post the whole song. Something about a 3,000 character max. FACISTS! LAWL

platinum : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

platinum

0 votes NegativePositive

300 days 4 hours ago...

where`s Immortal Technique vs. Diabolic?

Nulkunpissija : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Nulkunpissija

1 votes NegativePositive

299 days 13 hours ago...

You don`t know the Technique so don`t tell lies
I`ll shoot your mother and fuck the bullet hole until she dies
classic.

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