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A Former Prostitute

A former prostitute with a rather well-used vagina that has been somewhat stretched is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night.

She thinks it over, and she decides to accept his proposal. Her private parts are somewhat oversized from her former occupation, but she decides to approach the problem after they are married.

On their wedding night, she explains the problem by saying that when she was a small child, she got her privates caught on some barbed wire while climbing over a fence, which explains why her vagina is so big.

They make wild and passionate love for most of the night, and in the early hours of the morning, her husband, after regaining his breath, turns to her and says, "I can understand your private parts being stretched by this barbed wire, my dear, but just HOW far across the field were you before you noticed?"

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asteliapuff39 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

asteliapuff39

0 votes NegativePositive

1507 days 1 hour ago...

make a roast beef sandwish :)

da_fireman19 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

da_fireman19

-1 votes NegativePositive

1505 days 2 hours ago...

I dont like it, not very funny...

goodeyesniper : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

goodeyesniper

0 votes NegativePositive

1499 days 5 hours ago...

hahah not bad

bigboi075 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

bigboi075

-1 votes NegativePositive

1450 days 14 hours ago...

slap some of my mayo on that roast beef

woodelf5 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

woodelf5

0 votes NegativePositive

1449 days 12 hours ago...

I don't...yeah, no. Sorry.

joselmo1989 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

joselmo1989

-1 votes NegativePositive

1438 days 13 hours ago...

0/5 .... i am so not laughing

biggroach : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

biggroach

0 votes NegativePositive

1420 days 5 hours ago...

dude ripping on his own wife

zeno1994 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

zeno1994

0 votes NegativePositive

1164 days 2 hours ago...

not that funny but i gave it a 3/5 cause he atleast tried not like you peoples

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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009