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Dream Girlfriend

All you could ever ask for.

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Wittman45 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Wittman45

90 votes NegativePositive

716 days 9 hours ago...

Yeah, she is perfect until you find out she has a cock or something, because the only explanation for how a chick would act like this is if she use to be a guy

mlwalter : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

mlwalter

46 votes NegativePositive

716 days 7 hours ago...

^^yup definatly a guy^^

Asuka : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Asuka

22 votes NegativePositive

716 days 5 hours ago...

If that was real there would be war`s over who can go out with her thats if she was proven not to be a guy.

s3r4ph : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

s3r4ph

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

715 days 17 hours ago...

psychooooo

Ne007 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Ne007

80 votes NegativePositive

715 days 10 hours ago...

She forgot the part where she likes anal sex.

ricemonkey : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ricemonkey

70 votes NegativePositive

715 days 10 hours ago...

^ and her girlfriends in the bed

pyranos : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

pyranos

54 votes NegativePositive

715 days 10 hours ago...

^ and pisses beer.

Screwjack : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Screwjack

57 votes NegativePositive

715 days 10 hours ago...

^...on her girlfriends.

canuck326 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

canuck326

Hidden (Show Comment) -28 votes

715 days 10 hours ago...

4/5 cuz of repost

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/119463/The_Perfect_Girlfriend
.html

Verh544 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Verh544

28 votes NegativePositive

715 days 9 hours ago...

fucking stupid. face it you fatass football player wannabe drunken ugly fucks. you`re never going to get a girl like this. GG.

*EDIT* ...unless you`re rich of course...

duomaxwe!! : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

duomaxwe!!

29 votes NegativePositive

715 days 8 hours ago...

^ Being rich is a given, no need to edit.

Nindjc : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Nindjc

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

715 days 7 hours ago...

Pretty sure that is Bruce Willis`s girlfriend in Pulp Fiction

evilboner : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

evilboner

-7 votes NegativePositive

715 days 6 hours ago...

cant think of anything clever to post so ill just tell you a story bout a man from nantucket, his dick was so long he could suck it, he lifted his chin and said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt i`d fuck it.

oh and thats not bruce willis chick from pulp fiction

TiZZ215np : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

TiZZ215np

-5 votes NegativePositive

715 days 6 hours ago...

Guy or not, I would so hit that. lol

xflamestormx : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

xflamestormx

9 votes NegativePositive

715 days 4 hours ago...

^spoken like a true flamer.

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