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Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving - ONN

Tradition of sitting around at the airport.. awaiting your flight thats most likely delayed.

Happy Thanksgiving Spiked!

posted by KUDZU
11/21/2007 3:39:13 PM

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TheFence : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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731 days 23 hours ago...

Dewar`s FTW!

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Skitz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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731 days 22 hours ago...

$10 for a bottle of water... fuck that..

Fuck Thanksgiving. 6 hours in an airport? Wtf for..

I`m not American so i really think i`ve missed the point, lawl don`t vote me too far down.

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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731 days 22 hours ago...

It`s a joke home slice. I think your avatar is correctly placed right about now...

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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731 days 21 hours ago...

Haha awesome, and sadly true for many.

Thanksgiving has always made me laugh though, celebrating the rape, pillage and slaughter of thousands of Aboriginals is somewhat flawed. I fucking love Turkey though so I just shut up and eat!

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pyranos : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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731 days 12 hours ago...

Everyone, lets go get some turkey, I call leg!

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NYCJockCub : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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731 days 12 hours ago...

Celebrate repeal day with Dewars LMFAO.

Thanksgiving is a tragic holiday. But unfortunately, it`s been reinforced with positive family memories in the U.S. for generations.

It just goes to show the first mover, no matter how wrong, always has the upper hand.

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EVIL GOKU : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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731 days 10 hours ago...

ha we left a week ahead so we would not get this, now i am in california and get only one bar of internet.:( i pray that i get three bars i need internet.

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SamuraiTW : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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731 days 4 hours ago...

this is exactly why im not flyin or drivin anywhere this thanksgivin.....took me 1 hour and 30 mins to get to airport to drop off a friend that usually only takes 15 minutes. Had flights delayed, cancelled, and missed because of weather, pilot error, or traffic, and have spent many nights at Chicago O`Hare airport, not too bad a airport, just too damn busy...just my experiences with traveling...

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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730 days 23 hours ago...

We already had Thanks Giving! Canada ftw!

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Victorio : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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730 days 16 hours ago...

^^ You`re fucking Canadian? Where are you from?

I`m from (ontario) Northyork/Shelburn/Orangeville/Hockley Valley/Whiteriver(ish, indian reserve)/Thunder Bay/Guelph/Niagara Falls/Ottawa
(B.C)BellaCoola/Northvan/Van East(yes. There.) Burnaby North, Horseshoe Bay

Where are you from?

I am a transient piece of shit. If you live in Canada you may have had your girlfriend stolen by me.

I`m sorry Canada (and the more than likely children that I have out there that I don`t know about)

I`m a whore.

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Sovario : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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730 days 10 hours ago...

I`m Canadian^ take me now LoL I kid I kid.

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p.creature : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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730 days 4 hours ago...

haha i love how onn makes these reports look so real... in every post someone is going to belive this and make a stupid comment (im looking at u skitz)

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