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New George Carlin - 3 Jokes Continued

I warned you all. Cant say you didn't just have a chance to walk away. So I give you the grossest joke George has told in 50 years!

posted by TheRepostPolice
11/18/2007 12:31:30 AM

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Redspades : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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595 days 21 hours ago...

Gr0_0ss :)))

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draser : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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595 days 21 hours ago...

That`s why you should use condoms.

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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595 days 12 hours ago...

Haha good Joke, George Carlin is a fucking god.
He over exaggerated how gross the joke was though, it was mild at best! Still fucking hilarious!

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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595 days 10 hours ago...

LOL! I love the uneasy laugh the crowd gives. A little low for Carlin to stoop though. I respect the fact that he`s crossed that line, but I`d rather hear it from someone less... skilled? iconic? Maybe if he put it in Aristocratic form it`d be funnier? I don`t know, I laughed anyway. Thanks for the post, Repost!

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mooseman : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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594 days 17 hours ago...

not that im bitching, but why, except to be an xpwhore would you need to edit the video so that the whole 4 minutes is split in two parts? its clearly from the same string of jokes...

bah humbug

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Hashish : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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594 days 17 hours ago...

It really taste funny....(?!?!?!?!?) euh.... I mean this video is very funny

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Mike Oh : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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594 days 16 hours ago...

That others may live...

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nineclicks : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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594 days 16 hours ago...

third one was okay, the second one was really funny though. ied say even more distasteful too.

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Hudelf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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594 days 16 hours ago...

@Aids_sauce

I don`t think Carlin overexaggerated as much as the person who uploaded it did.

Don`t break up 5 minute clips. It wastes our time. Thank you.

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kutbiss : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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594 days 13 hours ago...

not only a repost but old ass jokes.
and enough with the teasers .

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FlavTheApollo : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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594 days 12 hours ago...

Good ol` inappropriate humor!! That used to be my thing in the classroom - i never found out until the 12th grade that some classmates didn`t like me so much - i wonder it`s because of the severeness of the jokes or their inclusion in them...

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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594 days 9 hours ago...

master of joke structure
always great X_X

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afrochapin : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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594 days 8 hours ago...

I liked the third one the best ,1st sucked, 2nd was ok.

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catsallupinyourmouth : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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594 days 7 hours ago...

All three of those jokes seemed beneath Carlin`s skill. Just vulgar shock value jokes. They might be all right to tell at a backyard bbq, but not standup worthy.

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