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New George Carlin - 3 Jokes

Brand new George Carlin jokes that will be used on his 17th HBO special in March in San Jose. Enjoy.

posted by TheRepostPolice
11/18/2007 12:32:02 AM

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sky2934 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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722 days 20 hours ago...

Haha these jokes are good, I think you should upload the rest of it :)

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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722 days 20 hours ago...

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draser : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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722 days 19 hours ago...

^Shit, it`s my homepage.

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h0ser : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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722 days 18 hours ago...

that second joke was nasty, whomever laughed at it has a sick mind.

The first joke was hilarious.

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dmac : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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722 days 11 hours ago...

thats the greatest joke ive ever heard, the 2nd one that is

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lululala : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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721 days 23 hours ago...

that`s great. shame about the shaky handicam but george carlin always gets top marks :)

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NeedenMorHed : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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721 days 16 hours ago...

^ if it shook much more it would be next to impossible to understand whats going on...

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alberto_balsalm : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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721 days 15 hours ago...

who gives a shit about the visual, the audio is fine and really that`s all you need for this clip.

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the1THEYcallFISH : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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721 days 14 hours ago...

Ooooh that last one really was baad LMAO!!!

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Deaths Hereditary : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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721 days 13 hours ago...

Pedobear.

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blamesociety : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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721 days 9 hours ago...

goddamn...if u thought it was bad..you haven`t heard jokes...they were hilarious!

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Mr6Sozac : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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721 days 7 hours ago...

i like his last gesture after his second joke
and of course george carlin get an excellent rating from me
X_X

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masaphats : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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715 days 1 hour ago...

Cool vid. 5/5 for any of Carlin`s shit. But...
Who was operating the camera? someone with Parkinson`s?
C`mon, an epileptic heroine addict going through withdrawal could have done a better job!

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