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New George Carlin - 3 Jokes

Brand new George Carlin jokes that will be used on his 17th HBO special in March in San Jose. Enjoy.

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sky2934 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sky2934

7 votes NegativePositive

595 days 5 hours ago...

Haha these jokes are good, I think you should upload the rest of it :)

WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

WAKEupB4its2L8

8 votes NegativePositive

595 days 5 hours ago...

In case you don`t know, the majority of SpikedUsers have probably gone to 2girls1cup. POST IT!

draser : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

draser

10 votes NegativePositive

595 days 4 hours ago...

^Shit, it`s my homepage.

h0ser : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

h0ser

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

595 days 3 hours ago...

that second joke was nasty, whomever laughed at it has a sick mind.

The first joke was hilarious.

dmac : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

dmac

4 votes NegativePositive

594 days 20 hours ago...

thats the greatest joke ive ever heard, the 2nd one that is

lululala : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

lululala

2 votes NegativePositive

594 days 8 hours ago...

that`s great. shame about the shaky handicam but george carlin always gets top marks :)

NeedenMorHed : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

NeedenMorHed

2 votes NegativePositive

594 days 1 hour ago...

^ if it shook much more it would be next to impossible to understand whats going on...

alberto_balsalm : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

alberto_balsalm

2 votes NegativePositive

594 days ago...

who gives a shit about the visual, the audio is fine and really that`s all you need for this clip.

the1THEYcallFISH : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

the1THEYcallFISH

0 votes NegativePositive

593 days 23 hours ago...

Ooooh that last one really was baad LMAO!!!

Deaths Hereditary : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Deaths Hereditary

1 votes NegativePositive

593 days 22 hours ago...

Pedobear.

blamesociety : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blamesociety

1 votes NegativePositive

593 days 18 hours ago...

goddamn...if u thought it was bad..you haven`t heard jokes...they were hilarious!

Mr6Sozac : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Mr6Sozac

1 votes NegativePositive

593 days 17 hours ago...

i like his last gesture after his second joke
and of course george carlin get an excellent rating from me
X_X

masaphats : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

masaphats

1 votes NegativePositive

587 days 10 hours ago...

Cool vid. 5/5 for any of Carlin`s shit. But...
Who was operating the camera? someone with Parkinson`s?
C`mon, an epileptic heroine addict going through withdrawal could have done a better job!

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