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Project Aiko Female robot

Female robot prototype. Programmed to provide tourist guide and answering door, and other surprises.

posted by jagginess
11/17/2007 12:48:21 AM

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bkVII : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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246 days 8 hours ago...

Rofl. This is not even close to human like AI. More like way too scripted.

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velocity73R : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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246 days 8 hours ago...

This has potential to be the first case of, `Sexual Harrasment`, brought forth by a disabled Robot, against her creator.

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tones_420 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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246 days 7 hours ago...

"why did u do that for?" at least program the fuckin thing to speak proper engrish.

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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246 days 7 hours ago...

The entire time I watched this video I was edgy.. I was just waiting for her to pick up a sword and start Kendoing (It`s a word now!) the shit out of someone... That video earlier fucked me up...
That`s it, I`m going to go finish that underground bunker! Fucking spiked humor is fucking with my psyche!!!

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fagbag : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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246 days 7 hours ago...

"please dont touch me, asshole. Please someone help, rape, rape, ah, ah". wdf, u cant even touch her tities without her sqeualing.

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DOWNCAST : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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246 days 7 hours ago...

"Programmed to provide tourist guide and answering door"

suuuuurrree btw...why does canadian robots look japanese...

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Aids_Sauce : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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246 days 7 hours ago...

^ why do

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spyvsspy : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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246 days 3 hours ago...

It`s funny how they are advancing on the physical and mechanical appearance of the robot, but the voice is so robotic. They need to alter the voice to where it sounds more human like.

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Foxcotte : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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246 days 3 hours ago...

"So I made a robot that I can have yell at me when I fondle it." Said the moron

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stbasdf : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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245 days 22 hours ago...

lol boobie squeeze. is that like a guy`s personal project? he said his hobbies were to make robots

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Gumpster : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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245 days 22 hours ago...

that beeping noise hurts my shit

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uncivic805 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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245 days 22 hours ago...

Quote FAMILY GUY: "Can you have SEX with it?"

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TriMeFoo : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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245 days 22 hours ago...

"I do not like it when you touch my breast" Scrap that piece of shit then. If you can`t have sex with her it`s not gonna sell.

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Cannon : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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245 days 21 hours ago...

"She can show you erections"? Well after fondling her breasts and talking about erections i think he is trying to give viewers a secret message about the "Handroid"

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge, Say noooo more. Wink is as good as a nudge to a blind man.

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TBCG : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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245 days 21 hours ago...

I read that he originally tried to teach her to make his dinner when he got home from work but she was late one time and well... now she`s in a wheelchair guiding tourists. :(

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