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Man Takes Hearse To Go Fishing



New Zealand Man Attending Funeral Allegedly Takes Hearse To Go Fishing.

A mourner who authorities say got drunk, took a hearse from outside a New Zealand funeral venue and outran pursuing funeral directors told police he was "going fishing" when they pulled him over.

Police said the 46-year-old sickness beneficiary, who brought a carton of beer for the trip, told them he was heading to the coast to "check out the sea conditions."

The man had been attending a funeral near the tourist town of Rotorua on central North Island when he allegedly stole the blue Ford Forte hearse.

There was no dead body on board at the time.

Snr. Sgt. Ian Campion said funeral directors chased their $15,200 hearse as it was driven off, but eventually lost track of it and called police.

The man had the carton of beer with him in the front of the hearse when he was stopped by police.

"He said he was wanting to go for a ride to (the coastal town of) Maketu to check out the sea conditions before going fishing," Campion was reported telling the "New Zealand Herald" newspaper.

The man allegedly had been drinking all day at the funeral and was described by Snr. Sgt. Deirdre Lack as "intoxicated" when arrested.

He has been charged with unlawfully taking a motor vehicle.

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  • Date 11/2/2007 10:08:35 AM
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Tom Petty : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Tom Petty

3 votes NegativePositive

736 days 23 hours ago...

gotta love the local drunks

NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

NO-FATCHICKS

0 votes NegativePositive

736 days 23 hours ago...

"Fishing" still sounds better than "going out for a midnight burger."

Hudelf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Hudelf

7 votes NegativePositive

736 days 22 hours ago...

Only in Ameri...oh wait.

Honestly though, you can`t make shit like this up.

nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

nova1999

-5 votes NegativePositive

736 days 19 hours ago...

Better than having sex with a dead body.

magikmicky : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

magikmicky

2 votes NegativePositive

736 days 19 hours ago...

@ nova...why would you have sex with a dead body in the first place?

mooseman : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

mooseman

7 votes NegativePositive

736 days 18 hours ago...

because he cant have InsayneJayne, so he gets the next best thing, a dead body whose face is painted like IJ`s avatar

WolfXI : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

WolfXI

10 votes NegativePositive

736 days 11 hours ago...

it`s not rape if they can`t say no.

PaaTy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PaaTy

7 votes NegativePositive

736 days 11 hours ago...

Nor is it rape if you yell "Suprise!"

SomeoneUKno : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

SomeoneUKno

1 votes NegativePositive

736 days 7 hours ago...

Well, technically, if he did catch some big-ass fish, the car WOULD fit the occasion...

BaldisEmpire : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

BaldisEmpire

3 votes NegativePositive

736 days 2 hours ago...

^ Nova`s comment was a reference to the other blog on here about some hospital worker screwin` around with a 90-year old dead lady.

"...charged with unlawfully taking a motor vehicle." wtf? No DUI?

nick20404 : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

nick20404

1 votes NegativePositive

735 days 18 hours ago...

He has been charged with unlawfully taking a motor vehicle.

If that was America he would have gotten grand theft auto DUI and probably a few other bull shit crimes like disrupting the peace a good way to land you with 5 years in prison along with at least 20k in court charges

rhuitron : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

rhuitron

0 votes NegativePositive

735 days ago...

Well I have a question.
When and if he did get some fish.

Would they be followed and Morned as well?
You know, the whole nine yards? Music and all damn it!

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