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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

  • Marqo09
  • posted by Marqo09
  • Date 8/14/2005 3:40:24 AM
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solodude23 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1156 days 5 hours ago...

Hehe, pretty funny.

standardgi : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1147 days 7 hours ago...

lmao

John_t1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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1123 days 11 hours ago...

Heard this before - hilarious the first time I heard it.

re-animator : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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-1 votes NegativePositive

1107 days 22 hours ago...

ythis joke is so old

Dollface : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1103 days 10 hours ago...

Lmao

unraveling : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

unraveling

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1064 days 8 hours ago...

that is a garbage joke. At least the brunette is smart, yeah brunette! lol.

jpmacp : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1026 days 7 hours ago...

hahahahahahahahahahahah

sketchy : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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962 days 12 hours ago...

hehe

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