James was a perfectly healthy baby. However he had no arms, no legs, no torso. In fact James was just a head.
Despite this disability James managed to live a relatively normal life.
Coming up to his 12th birthday, James' parents decided to surprise their son with an extra special birthday gift as they were so proud of him and how he coped.
They bought him a ticket to Disneyland, they knew James would love it.
On the morning of his birthday, they knocked on James' door and said "Happy birthday son, we have a special surprise for you".
James said gloomily "let me guess, another fucking hat"