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Real Time with Bill Maher - New Rules

This week's new rules (October 26, 2007).

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mooseman : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

mooseman

13 votes NegativePositive

761 days 11 hours ago...

shit man
he fucking said it right!!!!! hes got a clear perspective on everything

I he should join the Colbert team and make a riding in LA. same with keith Ollberman

draser : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

draser

Hidden (Show Comment) -26 votes

761 days 11 hours ago...

New rule:

I will pretend to want to fuck up some one on my show that talks shit, but,SURPRISE, my fingermen show up before I do. NO, it`s not becuase I`m 3 feet tall, it`s because "insert liberal insult, but forget the fact that I`m a libertarian," so fuck "insert anyone with more power then me."

I know I will get voted down, but I`m right.

Barash : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Barash

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761 days 10 hours ago...

yea hes hardcore alright, wearing a muffin top for a costume.

even if global warming IS our fault, wtf are we going to do? nerf our economy into the grave so we can live like we did at the turn of the century?

also, it was hotter in 1936 than it is now, it was hotter in the dark ages than it is now. oh i guess all those peasants and nobles back in the 1100`s were polluting the atmosphere with their SUVs...

Barash : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Barash

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761 days 10 hours ago...

hey mooseman, you got a little shit on your nose there, might wanna clean that off.

Barash : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Barash

Hidden (Show Comment) -38 votes

761 days 9 hours ago...

yea vote me down, like that`ll make me shut up

zaiyar : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

zaiyar

30 votes NegativePositive

761 days ago...

We`re not trying to shut you up, it`s just an easy way to show that we think you`re a douche.

Barash : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Barash

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760 days 23 hours ago...

sorry i cant join you guys in the brown nosing fest. i dont like letting people like mahar, colbert, or stewart shape my opinion for me. you dumb cunts should learn how to think for yourselves.

i do admit they make some pretty good points sometimes.

Darkmeister : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Darkmeister

21 votes NegativePositive

760 days 23 hours ago...

^no one cares about what you think douchebag so here have a big glass of shut the fuck up.

Violetninja420 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Violetninja420

24 votes NegativePositive

760 days 23 hours ago...

Barash, until you voice your opinion more thoughtfully, like olbermann. Or can comment on issues more comedically, like mahar, you will always be voted down. Cuz no one likes a loudmouth asshole who feels personal attacks are the best way of defending an arguement...

thehumungus : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

thehumungus

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760 days 18 hours ago...

unfunny,ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz!

Timboflex : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Timboflex

12 votes NegativePositive

760 days 15 hours ago...

lol, we vote you down to hide your comments faggot. I don`t feel like reading utter shit from someone who clearly doesn`t know what he`s talking about.

blackhawk465 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

blackhawk465

20 votes NegativePositive

760 days 15 hours ago...

"If I had the slightest interest in homosexuals with powers I`d be a republican." haha. 5/5

Gambit Xe : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Gambit Xe

4 votes NegativePositive

760 days 14 hours ago...

Part of living in this world is learning to cope. How is switching to a hybrid car, or pulling out a bike and actually moving those legs gonna drive us back into the stone age? If you`re enough of a conservative christian to believe in intelligent design, maybe you should think for a second that we were meant not to kill the earth.

frogleg : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

frogleg

1 votes NegativePositive

760 days 14 hours ago...

"Cuz no one likes a loudmouth asshole who feels personal attacks are the best way of defending an arguement..."

Awww. I`m screwed then...


Anyway. I`ll give it a 5 for the republican joke. Global warming.. yeah, I`m with the danish guy on that. Get it into proportion, fix it the right way.

yes4me : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

yes4me

1 votes NegativePositive

760 days 13 hours ago...

What is incredible, in America, is that you have to pretend you are a comedian - like Bill Mayer, Jon Stewart or Colbert - to say the truth because nobody want to heard it or believe from a "real" person... like a politician.

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