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An educational video for all you alcoholics on how to open those tough bottles of wine without a corkscrew.

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Darkminds : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Darkminds

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762 days ago...

EVERYONE who has ever touched alcohol knows this u turd

Aids_Sauce : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Aids_Sauce

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760 days 6 hours ago...

^ He`s getting voted down but he`s completely accurate in his statement.

RichoB : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RichoB

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759 days 17 hours ago...

I`m not really sure what they were doing.

Can`t you just push the cork into the bottle with enough force?

ryan5439 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

ryan5439

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759 days 17 hours ago...

thats great but alcoholics dont really drink beer. They would have to drink about 10 to get a buzz. I know because im in college and i have to drink about 5.

New_Model : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

New_Model

16 votes NegativePositive

759 days 16 hours ago...

thats funny because that looks like a bottle of wine to me; hence the cork... :P

rybear4513 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

rybear4513

-2 votes NegativePositive

759 days 16 hours ago...

ryan5439, you disgrace me

N@stro : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

N@stro

-7 votes NegativePositive

759 days 16 hours ago...

First I thought he was opening a long neck. Ive seen beers opened on bins or ledges like this. Havent seen em bang em against a wall like that to spit out a stopper

That looked like they took off a screw cap and then banged a stopper out of it also. When they do this you can see what looks like red wine coming out. Ive had red beers but nothing that burgundy

Normally wines have either a twist cap or a cork . havent seen a wine bottle like that.

If it was a cork . you`d prolly smash the bottle doing it that way before getting the sweet sweet nectar

lululala : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

lululala

1 votes NegativePositive

759 days 15 hours ago...

Alco 101, carry a waiter`s friend with you at all times. I have one on my keys :)

trulifesk8r : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

trulifesk8r

-1 votes NegativePositive

759 days 15 hours ago...

purpleish red liquid came out, its wine

Aids_Sauce : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Aids_Sauce

-7 votes NegativePositive

759 days 15 hours ago...

^ Apparently none of you are old enough to actually drink alcohol.. sad really. ryan5439 - .. 5? Perhaps when I was 15 and was becoming an alcoholic that would have some effect..

kingoflight : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

kingoflight

-5 votes NegativePositive

759 days 15 hours ago...

Most alcoholics don`t get drunk, yes they are intoxicated yet stay in a pretty sober state.

Aids_Sauce : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Aids_Sauce

-7 votes NegativePositive

759 days 13 hours ago...

^ Not true, we get drunk constantly.. the only difference is since our normal state is drunk we are able to act as if that wasn`t the case. In fact if sober for too long withdrawl sets in.. much more capable of functioning whilst drunk then going through alcohol withdrawl!

imjac : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

imjac

-3 votes NegativePositive

759 days 13 hours ago...

Wow Aids_sauce, what a display of scientific knowledge....
you just gave kingoflight the reason....

tacotaco : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

tacotaco

-6 votes NegativePositive

759 days 11 hours ago...

ryan you`re a pussy... i drink like 12 to get started...

jer_stud56 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

jer_stud56

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759 days 9 hours ago...

Lol a few of you guys are the worst drinkers ever. Alcoholics don`t drink beer? You can push a cork INTO the bottle? If you guys are 21, that`s terrible.

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