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A vending-machine dress, the brainchild of clothing designer Aya Tsukioka, could offer a woman walking alone a way to elude pursuers.

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10/26/2007 9:21:47 AM

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lordice : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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350 days 20 hours ago...

Why are these being voted down, that`s fucking genious ;]

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Sheis : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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350 days 18 hours ago...

It worked until a guy wanted something from the vending machine and is arrested for sexual assualt.

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rawrimadinosaur : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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350 days 18 hours ago...

"Aya Tsukioka" This lady is retarded

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Alie!!! : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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350 days 16 hours ago...

id poke HER buttons.....

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hai : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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350 days 12 hours ago...

lol

brainchild could be misleading to the consumer, they should specify that its a brainchild of two retarded brainparents

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megabyteme : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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350 days 10 hours ago...

Wouldn`t it be better to carry a Godzilla costume to scare away pursuers?

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h3adfuk : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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350 days 7 hours ago...

Good idea for perverts to dispense a bit of cock instead of coke.

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Nightmare9870 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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349 days 15 hours ago...

This would be useful for Metal Gear Solid.

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islandflyer : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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349 days 15 hours ago...

A person wearing this and walking down a street would look just like any other soft-drink machine walking down the street and would not attract any undue attention.
Does Tsukioka make any money with these "ideas"?

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Rusty Trombone : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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349 days 14 hours ago...

This wouldn`t fool anyone in Japan as it would be the only vending machine that wasn`t selling used panties

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trigga420 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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349 days 1 hour ago...

Stupid fucking whore I can see your shoes and its clearly cloth god damn mother fuck

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platinum : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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348 days 15 hours ago...

unless if they try to stick their arm inside

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terryhuynh : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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348 days 2 hours ago...

i wanna get inside that.

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legion999 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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303 days 5 hours ago...

Well seeing how in Japan rape is like giving a handshake, I can imagine how this could be useful...

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