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Stephen Colbert Runs For President

Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report" on Tuesday night, tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.

"I shall seek the office of the President of the United States," announced Colbert on his Comedy Central show, as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.

Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show which spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagy, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe."

Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigeous show," which turned out to be his own.

"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert.

Colbert said he planned to run in South Carolina, "and South Carolina alone." The state, one of the key early primaries, is also Colbert's native state. Late last week, South Carolina public television station ETV invited Colbert to announce his candidacy on its air.

Exactly how far the mock conservative pundit planned to stretch his impression of a presidential candidate wasn't clear. Colbert rarely breaks character on camera, including at his memorable speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner last year.

The comedian said he would run as both a Democrat and Republican. He earlier explained the strategy: "I can lose twice." He claimed three running mate possibilities: Colbert-Huckabee, Colbert-Putin or Colbert-Colbert.

Minutes after announcing his presidential pursuit, Colbert welcomed CBS political analyst Jeff Greenfield to ask how he had changed the race.

"This is going to be one for the books," said Greenfield.



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T-Tags : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

T-Tags

42 votes NegativePositive

325 days 17 hours ago...

Colbert '08

5/5

Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Überfuckerwit

14 votes NegativePositive

325 days 16 hours ago...

fuck ron paul, go colbert!

snewsh : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

snewsh

27 votes NegativePositive

325 days 16 hours ago...

paul-colbert '08!

Quake : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

Quake

31 votes NegativePositive

325 days 16 hours ago...

Holy Shit YES! I thought this was a complete joke so I checked Google News and found out it was real.

But then again so did Pat Paulson, and many others like him. You guys think he has even a tiny tiny tiny chance? 5/5

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

BigDaddyTiny

28 votes NegativePositive

325 days 16 hours ago...

His celebrity recognition would help him though. Worked for Arnold and Regan.

AdolfOliverBush : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

AdolfOliverBush

12 votes NegativePositive

325 days 15 hours ago...

but he's running only in one state?

=[

tmoore121 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

tmoore121

11 votes NegativePositive

325 days 14 hours ago...

Considering South Carolina has voted conservatively since 1980, I sure to hell hope that Colbert wins S.C.

EVIL GOKU : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

EVIL GOKU

4 votes NegativePositive

325 days 14 hours ago...

i think jhon stewert should run as his vice, i will till you i would not vote for any of the canadates, i wish algore would run i would only vote for him and stephen, out country has been turning to shit.

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

9 votes NegativePositive

325 days 14 hours ago...

fuck this.
Stewart should be the one running for Prez. Colbert for Vice.

*looks at her bumper sticker*

RoughKnight : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

RoughKnight

13 votes NegativePositive

325 days 14 hours ago...

HAHAHAHA what a country where people are actually happy that salvation comes in the form of a t.v. icon...lol @ america

Darkmeister : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Darkmeister

5 votes NegativePositive

325 days 11 hours ago...

Colbert/Stewart '08 comin' home baby!

stoney : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

stoney

7 votes NegativePositive

325 days 11 hours ago...

go colbert!!!

littlep2000 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

littlep2000

5 votes NegativePositive

325 days 9 hours ago...

Great, this is like Perot to the power of 9.

Essentially all hes done here is taken away a whole ton of votes from the youngest voting generation, hurrah.

WilliVanilli : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

WilliVanilli

3 votes NegativePositive

325 days 9 hours ago...

holy fucking shit. i just had a heart palpitation. i need to go to the hospital.

[edit]

ive been trying to download it for you guys and pluck it from comedycentral.com but thats not working and ive used every embedded downloader available to me. my next step is to take it off my DVR since its recorded there.

nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

nova1999

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

325 days 9 hours ago...

Hey InsayneJayne has a sticker on her bum.

I want a bumsticker.

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