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Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

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Charlize Theron!

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10/12/2007 3:05:12 PM

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Led Zeppelin : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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403 days 22 hours ago...

fap fap fap fap

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takai_san : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

uhm...Sexier than Jessica Biel? Jessica Alba? Jeri Ryan? Kira Knightley? I think not...

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WilliVanilli : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

...jennifer love hewitt, lacy chabert, scarlet johansen, halle berry, brittany snow..

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Arcoo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

I'd say Cheryl Tweedy.

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FireballPrincessJr2 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

Id let her have sex with me

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nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

What? InsayneJayne how did you lose to her?

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Violetninja420 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

*facepalm*

Goddamnit nova....

EDIT: You are unclear to my meaning, allow me to enlighten...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Facepalm

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nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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403 days 21 hours ago...

Hey don't facepalm me I'll kick you in tha nuts.

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nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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403 days 20 hours ago...

Wow I never realized what an important geture it was. Also Picard does it so it must be cool. Hey does anyone else miss star trek TNG wow I never liked it at first but then I saw it was a really good show.

Also hey InsayneJayne or Spiked Sexiest Woman. The comment thing is still fudged up.

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rawrimadinosaur : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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403 days 20 hours ago...

wow nova can you STOP talking about insanejayne please? Like every fucking comment you make is about her

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SensiBreeze : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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403 days 20 hours ago...

^ i think nova is on to something

Spiked should have a sexiest woman and man contest.

on topic: she sure is cute and I would definitely do her, but there are soooooo many beautiful women in the world that there is no way that she is THE sexiest woman alive. nice pick though

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jimbillywho : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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^^^^^^ lol, you'd LET her have sex with you? i don't think she would want to. she's dam hot.

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Violetninja420 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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@rawrimadinosaur

THANK YOU!

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nova1999 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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I think rawrimadinosaur is so beautiful. I want to rub your nipples rawrimadinosaur.

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Lunearetic : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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403 days 20 hours ago...

Well she's hot as hell, but I don't think I would give her the Sexiest Woman Alive award though. It's somewhat based on opinion too. I'm an Alba fan myself, some would disagree.

Ah...uh, nova, lay off the x. :P

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