10. Open file? Yeah, I got your file right here pretty boy.
9. Please clean your mouse's ball....
8. Windows '95 boot-up error: "Too Bad you didn't buy a Mac."
7. NOTICE: You've just purchased a $3000. lemon!
6. Hey, just for that, I'm deleting Windows!
5. AOL Allocation Error: Please insert entire income into Drive A:
4. (A)bort (R)etry (G)et a beer?
3. You're an idiot.
2. You have been online for 3 days. Please get a life.
1. "For some reason, the host has his head up his ass. Please continue to be frustrated as hell for $2.95 an hour."