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The Wall A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." "I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. " "I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."

  • 990ctane
  • posted by 990ctane
  • Date 10/31/2007 4:15:18 AM
  • Views: 1535
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SensiBreeze : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

4 votes NegativePositive

889 days 12 hours ago...

i thought it was called the Wailing Wall....?

JoZ92 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

JoZ92

4 votes NegativePositive

880 days 2 hours ago...

would it make a difference?

minorcatastrophe : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

minorcatastrophe

-2 votes NegativePositive

869 days 12 hours ago...

Could have set out the joke a bit more neatly.

boldfart : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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2 votes NegativePositive

868 days 13 hours ago...

It is both the western and the wailing wall. The western wall of the temple of Solomon and the wall where the Jews go to pray (wail)

XmasBoi : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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3 votes NegativePositive

864 days 1 hour ago...

amen

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