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Joseph Kosinski Hummer Selector Ad

If you haven't already checked out this guy's work you should do so immediately. This is his latest short for Hummer *Cringe*, but I think you will enjoy it.

  • DiNASTY
  • posted by DiNASTY
  • Date 9/30/2007 2:09:59 PM
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adie306 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

adie306

39 votes NegativePositive

793 days 1 hour ago...

nice ad, but a hummer is they most over hyped UGLY car in the world. just coz some rapper puts his 24's on it everyone things there cool, there not, owners have no taste atall freakin toyota hylux last longer in the wild and theres a saying goes if you wana have fun in the bush take a hummer, if you wana come out alive take a hylux.

america dont u understand that you are one of the biggest polluters in the world because of your stupid oversized engines. wake up your fukin our fuel prices and our economy atm just coz you dont pay your debts and think its cool to drive around in these pieces of shit, bring it to england and just see how slated u get drving it.

the american way, add a couple more litres to an engine but dont bother refining it.

trash me if you want but u will see more and more people thinking my way

DiNASTY : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

DiNASTY

23 votes NegativePositive

793 days 1 hour ago...

adie306, while I agree with you on all of your points, I wanted this to be an opportunity to see some of Joseph Kosinski's work... not necessarily a Hummer/America bashing tirade.

Anyways, I'm glad you liked it! here is the link to his other works: http://www.josephkosinski.com/main.html

I recommend the Apple.iSPEC, SAAB Blackbird and Halo videos

POOEYO : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

POOEYO

17 votes NegativePositive

792 days 23 hours ago...

nice ad - shame about the car.

adie306 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

adie306

-4 votes NegativePositive

792 days 16 hours ago...

love the ad

i just wana piss americans off, if u have seen my prev comments i actually hate then, i once though i met a nice american, turned out he was canadian

i could go on for hours about then annoying me so much, i just choose a little on each comment instead

sorry to dinasty for jackin the thread as it where, very good work, cheers for the upload, will check te site out

SensiBreeze : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

9 votes NegativePositive

792 days 9 hours ago...

every time I see a Hummer on the streets I wish I had a rocket launcher. If people want wannabe military vehicles, I think they should get the full experience of driving a military vehicle.

kaizoku : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

kaizoku

8 votes NegativePositive

790 days 15 hours ago...

wow but why do i always see women drive it to do groceries?

L3b3rt : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

L3b3rt

-3 votes NegativePositive

790 days 14 hours ago...

i'd only take a hummer if the Tracks came standard....and it was free


I really liked this ad. 5/5 even though i dont think hummers are the greatest

ToColdtobeNaked : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

ToColdtobeNaked

1 votes NegativePositive

790 days 13 hours ago...

Hummer or no Hummer, Great upload!! I'm definitely going to check this guy's work out

tokentiki : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

-2 votes NegativePositive

790 days 13 hours ago...

Very sweet ad. Hummers are more for the security of mind on the road. If you can afford and want that protection you will pay 100 dollars in gas to travel 340 miles.

cavey : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

cavey

0 votes NegativePositive

790 days 13 hours ago...

^^ that is fucking cheap you would be paying at least 700 dollars (£350) in England for that mileage in a hummer, fucking taxes!

N@stro : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

N@stro

1 votes NegativePositive

790 days 13 hours ago...

Hum Vees served well in operation dessert storm and other millitary operations. Their servicable record is testimony to the fact that they perform well beyond theyre original expectations

Have nothing against them in a millitary role but for civilians there are better looking vechs and better performing vechs wont argue that.

Hate em all you want on the roads but dont forget they brought a lot of your troops home safe and sound.

Dont hate the car just the idiots who buy SUVs for urban life.

@ Aide 306

Not all yanks are annoying in the same way as not all Poms are whingers ;)

Gunchy : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Gunchy

2 votes NegativePositive

790 days 12 hours ago...

@N@stro the only thing similar between the military issue hummer and the commercial hummer is purely aesthetics. Different engine, different suspension, different body work and material.

But damn that guys commercial is pretty nice, that looks like a ton of work to animate all of that

Bad_Karma : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Bad_Karma

-1 votes NegativePositive

790 days 11 hours ago...

Why the fuck does some asshole (adie306) have to come along and turn every video into some nation bashing political debate? Its a cool commercial, who cares what its for.

I'll take the laser turret and jet engine package please.

Macdaddy : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

Macdaddy

0 votes NegativePositive

789 days 20 hours ago...

The H3 get 19 miles to the gallon on the highway. That is better than alot of minivans on the highway. The guy is just trying to show a pretty neat commercial. Spiked users need to stop politicizing everything they see. The Hummer on the road is completely different than the military vehicle and not only is the mileage decent the price is actually alot cheaper than alot of the SUV's and minivans so let's all go out and buy a Hummer!

@tokentiki. where did you get your figures from. A H3 has a 23 gallon tank. At 19 miles to the gallon you can drive 437 miles for a full tank costing you $65.00. That is my price in Pennsylvania. So just watch the commercial and shut up!

FlavTheApollo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

FlavTheApollo

0 votes NegativePositive

789 days 11 hours ago...

^Duuude, it's been tested by Top Gear -which is a source we trust! it can do under 12 m/gallon sometimes.
Most european cars do over 35 miles/gallon and they're freaking fast! There's a small car that can even go 100mph (VW Polo, and it's safe,though small), it was tested by top gear, it does 72 Miles/Gallon in diesel. A 2007 Audi A6 2.5 TDI(which is a hot and powerfull car) does 40 miles to the gallon and it's very safe. 5 star NCAP

If you still think 12 miles to the gallon is ok if you wanna be safe, look on google for Hummer accidents to see how much they resemble trashed cardboard boxes.


SAFEST = TOYOTA LAND CRUISER, MERCEDES G-Klasse, RANGE ROVER, and others alike, hummer is sh*t compared to these...

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