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How Cocaine Is Made

Explains how cocaine is created from cocoa leaves.

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h0ser : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

h0ser

-1 votes NegativePositive

791 days 18 hours ago...

It's such an unnatural process. Chew the leaves and u get a similar effect that lasts longer lol.

SensiBreeze : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

1 votes NegativePositive

791 days 17 hours ago...

^ its less intense though; kinda like a coffee buzz. The processed shit rocks you out of your mind. Like Rick James says: "Cocaine is one helluva drug!"

fryser_d : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

fryser_d

4 votes NegativePositive

791 days 16 hours ago...

That looks fucking gross men, they should show that process at school.

Like someone would put that shit in their nose > <

Bnine75 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Bnine75

1 votes NegativePositive

791 days 16 hours ago...

No wonder it gets you high, look at all the shit they put in it!

ButteredTortilla2 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ButteredTortilla2

8 votes NegativePositive

791 days 16 hours ago...

Mmmm, a little hyrdrochloric acid for my nasal cavities. The breakfast of champions.

fagbag : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

fagbag

-3 votes NegativePositive

791 days 16 hours ago...

it makes ur mouth numb,

TriMeFoo : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

TriMeFoo

0 votes NegativePositive

791 days 13 hours ago...

How many Coca fields do you see in the ghetto? Did these farmers come up with this process themselves or did they have help? Next time somebody wants to blame the hispanics or the blacks for drugs they should instead turn their sites to the worlds largest terrorist organization, the CIA. Blaming blacks and hispanics for drugs is like going to McDonalds and blaming the guy saying "you want fries with that" for the nutritional value of the food. Plus they continue to make money off them even when organizations like the DEA, that have been kept out of the homeland security circle for this reason, do catch them with the privatized prison systems/new age slavery camps.

M0re B33r : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

M0re B33r

3 votes NegativePositive

791 days 5 hours ago...

So which one of you guys has the balls to try this at home?

theodore.probe.staff : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

theodore.probe.staff

3 votes NegativePositive

791 days 4 hours ago...

My brother drank 48 pints of milk once. Said it was like snorting cocaine. Dont know if he was telling the truth though.

Vizreel : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Vizreel

15 votes NegativePositive

791 days 4 hours ago...

Daewoo microwave: for households and cocaine labs

formulation : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

formulation

-4 votes NegativePositive

791 days 3 hours ago...

^^ milk and cocaine is nothing alike.even i can tell that.besides,tell your brother he just swallowed a shit load of emulsified fat.

i'm sure they left out a couple of steps.not like they want everyone to make DIY cocaine and DIY hydrochloric acid.Still,wouldn't hurt to try.I think cocoa leaves are illegal.the best we could do is to grow the fucking plant with a bean.no wonder oompa-loompas want their wages in cocoa beans.

darthbart : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

darthbart

1 votes NegativePositive

791 days 3 hours ago...

Many form of modern day drugs were used by ancient civilizations for spiritual or medicinal purposes until white men managed to purify it. Then the widespread abuse began...

bulletkid : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

bulletkid

0 votes NegativePositive

791 days 3 hours ago...

Well I always thought the guy who invented this drugs must be high themselves in the first place to be adding hydrochloric acid to something and make it edible. Then everyone else follow suit his crazy recipe to drug making.

KrogotH : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

KrogotH

2 votes NegativePositive

791 days 2 hours ago...

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/127560/How_Its_Made_Cocaine.html
This one is much more informative

theodore.probe.staff : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

theodore.probe.staff

0 votes NegativePositive

791 days 2 hours ago...

formulation thanks for clearing that up for me it has puzzled me for years. cough.

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