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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs?
CUNTSWAYLOW.

What do you call a Mexican soccer player with no legs?
GRASSYASS.

  • Natz
  • posted by Natz
  • Date 1/23/2006 5:30:23 PM
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Fad3dieseL : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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um?

coddoc : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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funny. i love the cuntswayloh one

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