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Neither logical nor legal

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization ", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal? " Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical ."

  • vinod641
  • posted by vinod641
  • Date 10/5/2007 12:51:36 AM
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PsyKo : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

PsyKo

3 votes NegativePositive

777 days 5 hours ago...

heh

formulation : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

formulation

-2 votes NegativePositive

765 days 8 hours ago...

that was a twisted burn.like the student burned the professor twice.shit the student should be the professor instead.

Gr3yF0x : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

Gr3yF0x

7 votes NegativePositive

764 days 17 hours ago...

too funny, but not logical because that would never happen

elcidcampeon : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

-4 votes NegativePositive

764 days 16 hours ago...

pwned

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

4 votes NegativePositive

764 days 5 hours ago...

senseless, this isn't even a joke, it is a paragraph.

gogg3r : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

gogg3r

0 votes NegativePositive

721 days 12 hours ago...

weird... so changing the grades on the professor`s part for the student is illegal?

damn... no can do for my grades no more...

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