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Biker's Penis Hit By Lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

SOURCE: Ananova.com

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d1dgreat1 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

d1dgreat1

40 votes NegativePositive

777 days 11 hours ago...

...eventually.

blind : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

blind

25 votes NegativePositive

777 days 11 hours ago...

Bet that felt good.. nice lightning orgasm.

NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

NO-FATCHICKS

Hidden (Show Comment) -23 votes

777 days 10 hours ago...

I'd laugh so hard if he started cumming lightning. Well at least that's something he can put on his gravestone when he dies.

Edit: DAMNIT!! WHY DID MY POST HAVE TO BE 3RD!!! THERE WERE NO COMMENTS AT THE TIME!! NOW IT'LL LOOK LIKE I STOLE THE JOKE FROM THE GUY ABOVE ME!!

Darkmeister : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Darkmeister

1 votes NegativePositive

777 days 10 hours ago...

Shocking!

Spartan0021 : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Spartan0021

13 votes NegativePositive

777 days 8 hours ago...

Lol at the picture of the monkey

draser : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

draser

19 votes NegativePositive

777 days 8 hours ago...

Huh, I guess lightning rods don't have to be made out of metal.

SomeoneUKno : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

SomeoneUKno

11 votes NegativePositive

777 days 6 hours ago...

At least now he can add that "spark" in bed that he never had before...

(ba-da-cha!)

evlspcmk : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

evlspcmk

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777 days 4 hours ago...

who takes a piss outside during an eletrical storm?

draser : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

draser

36 votes NegativePositive

777 days 4 hours ago...

^ One bad ass, mother fucking, biker, that's who BITCH.

maxrandy : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

maxrandy

4 votes NegativePositive

777 days 3 hours ago...

he is going to have a super penis with special zap power

bulletkid : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

bulletkid

-5 votes NegativePositive

777 days ago...

He must have a superpowered penis by now then.

baklavafiend : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

baklavafiend

8 votes NegativePositive

777 days ago...

^on the contrary he is probly sterile, but shoots his load 10 feet into the air.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Led Zeppelin

5 votes NegativePositive

776 days 23 hours ago...

everytime he has sex, his girlfriend must light up like a lightbulb.

Cynical : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Cynical

17 votes NegativePositive

776 days 23 hours ago...

Bikers so tough he craps thunder and pees lightning.

arkivx : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

arkivx

1 votes NegativePositive

776 days 23 hours ago...

He was always known as lightning to the ladies.....

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