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Woman in a Hardware Store

A woman needs to buy a hinge for her door, so she goes to the local hardware store. She gets the hinge and brings it to the counter. The clerk says, "Do you want a screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for that toaster."

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Jarbsy : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Jarbsy

3 votes NegativePositive

249 days 22 hours ago...

how many hardware stores sell toasters...

WilliVanilli : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

WilliVanilli

3 votes NegativePositive

244 days 19 hours ago...

^ how many opportunities do you get like that?

i`d run out and buy a toaster for a blowjob..

Makomune : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Makomune

0 votes NegativePositive

133 days 8 hours ago...

tosters are to expencive...

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