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How to Eat Watermelon

This is how you're supposed to eat a watermelon, according to this guy.

posted by P37312
9/13/2007 3:58:12 PM

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Cherrie Pie : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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918 days 14 hours ago...

I'm not sure whats worse, this guy proving the stereotype for black folk and watermelon, or his disgusting ill mannered fashion is slurping his damn food.

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EVIL GOKU : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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918 days 13 hours ago...

HAHAAH "lord mercy this is good" it looks like he has a big pacth of watermelon in his yard. what was his point?

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LeighCedar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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918 days 12 hours ago...

^ Petey Greene Doesn't need to have a point. Everything he says is comic gold.
I personally don't eat anything without first hearing Petey's view on the food in question.

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Vizreel : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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918 days 11 hours ago...

so how are you supposed to eat a watermelon if you're white?

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fagbag : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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918 days 7 hours ago...

^ude probably get shot if u walked through the hood eating a watermelon the wrong way.

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poortom : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

This man is passionate about water melon.

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DT8 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

There he goes teaching kids all over Washington D.C. how to eat watermelons the right way.

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Barksdale : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

fagbag: You say the dumbest shit. Seriously, do you logically post your comments with regard to them being making any sense or do you think these farces are witty in an 'impaired' sort of way ?

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mindbullet : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

WTF, seriously.

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Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

At least there wasn't any fried chicken....

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N@stro : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

LOL its an informercial for pimp school 101

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Wizzar : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

All that smacking is distracting and most of all, fucking disgusting. Yuck.

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scanjet : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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918 days 6 hours ago...

For all you dumb fucks out posting shit before me:

His point was simply, "BE YOURSELF!"

you fucks couldn't get past the racist connotation that was intended to be humorous.

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