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How to Eat Watermelon

This is how you're supposed to eat a watermelon, according to this guy.

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  • Date 9/13/2007 3:58:12 PM
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Cherrie Pie : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Cherrie Pie

23 votes NegativePositive

806 days 18 hours ago...

I'm not sure whats worse, this guy proving the stereotype for black folk and watermelon, or his disgusting ill mannered fashion is slurping his damn food.

EVIL GOKU : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

EVIL GOKU

7 votes NegativePositive

806 days 17 hours ago...

HAHAAH "lord mercy this is good" it looks like he has a big pacth of watermelon in his yard. what was his point?

LeighCedar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

LeighCedar

25 votes NegativePositive

806 days 16 hours ago...

^ Petey Greene Doesn't need to have a point. Everything he says is comic gold.
I personally don't eat anything without first hearing Petey's view on the food in question.

Vizreel : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Vizreel

7 votes NegativePositive

806 days 15 hours ago...

so how are you supposed to eat a watermelon if you're white?

fagbag : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

fagbag

-7 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

^ude probably get shot if u walked through the hood eating a watermelon the wrong way.

poortom : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

poortom

15 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

This man is passionate about water melon.

DT8 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

DT8

3 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

There he goes teaching kids all over Washington D.C. how to eat watermelons the right way.

Barksdale : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Barksdale

-2 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

fagbag: You say the dumbest shit. Seriously, do you logically post your comments with regard to them being making any sense or do you think these farces are witty in an 'impaired' sort of way ?

mindbullet : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

mindbullet

5 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

WTF, seriously.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

11 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

At least there wasn't any fried chicken....

N@stro : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

N@stro

3 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

LOL its an informercial for pimp school 101

Wizzar : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Wizzar

2 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

All that smacking is distracting and most of all, fucking disgusting. Yuck.

scanjet : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

scanjet

0 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

For all you dumb fucks out posting shit before me:

His point was simply, "BE YOURSELF!"

you fucks couldn't get past the racist connotation that was intended to be humorous.

amnesiac : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

amnesiac

2 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

udvox : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

udvox

-2 votes NegativePositive

806 days 10 hours ago...

Someone puts salt on water melon? wtf?

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