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Teen Text Whore - Dumb Comment On TV

"ummm like hi like i think those girls like died because they weren't good texters."

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  • Date 9/12/2007 9:41:27 PM
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rerhard : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rerhard

43 votes NegativePositive

394 days 23 hours ago...

She needs a reality check for real!

paper : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

paper

38 votes NegativePositive

394 days 23 hours ago...

She was going 80 in a 55, and didn't notice a speed change. Since when is 80 a speed limit? And I know I'm picking are speech apart, but, I'm just commenting.

KCTron : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

KCTron

41 votes NegativePositive

394 days 23 hours ago...

ah she just needs to get a good hard fucking, that'll smarten her up.

anti.virus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

anti.virus

8 votes NegativePositive

394 days 23 hours ago...

O RLY? :O

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

BigDaddyTiny

66 votes NegativePositive

394 days 23 hours ago...

^knowin her, she'd just text her stupid little high school friends during sex. It would read "OMG im getin fukd by sum old guy!1! loL :3"

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

r3dRoVeR247

Hidden (Show Comment) -17 votes

394 days 23 hours ago...

either way... shes fuckin hot i need her myspace

velocity73R : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

velocity73R

46 votes NegativePositive

394 days 22 hours ago...

I feel old, why do people feel the need to text, fuck I hate talking on the phone, much less texting people throughout the day to make sure they know when I just took a shit. I've seen these types of girls, sitting at a table at a restaurant and they don't talk to eachother, instead they all sit there staring at their phones, texting god know's who. This is also destroying the language, I know my vocabulary isn't huge, but these people texting talk in morse like code on their cell phones, and this is translating to their spoken word. Soon they'll all be speaking like monkey's...Darwin was wrong evolution has stopped, we are going backwards.

CockAsian_311 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

CockAsian_311

5 votes NegativePositive

394 days 22 hours ago...

i agree with velocity 73R...mankind in general is moving backwards

i also agree that 311 kicks musical ass

Micmac988 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Micmac988

11 votes NegativePositive

394 days 21 hours ago...

Uh, simple solution...don't get a phone or the service with the texting option.

But hey, as far as Darwin and evolution goes, she's exactly the type to wind up on the awards page.

VIVA LA IDIOCRACY!!!

Fatelessdestiny : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Fatelessdestiny

1 votes NegativePositive

394 days 21 hours ago...

what a bitch...a fat stupid bitch...doesn't feel bad that her fellow texting whores died and says they weren't good enough to text? Wow...

girl needs to stay in her backwater state and stop trying to act "hollywood"

MewMew : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

MewMew

37 votes NegativePositive

394 days 21 hours ago...

Raise your hand if you want to punch her in the face.

*raises hand*

Townsville : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Townsville

15 votes NegativePositive

394 days 21 hours ago...

I've had a cellular phone for only two years now, and I still don't understand why text messaging exists.

It's a telephone. You use it to speak with people, which saves you the trouble of clicking the same key five times just to print one fucking letter.

Bad enough that people are talking on the damn things while driving, but this shit is as bad as those idiots who read novels while cruising around. Might as well prop your fucking laptop on your wheel.

On a minor note, I want to rip this chick's hair out. It's not the phone thing, it's those stupid sunglasses.

boof : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

boof

18 votes NegativePositive

394 days 20 hours ago...

- I don't want to get killed in a crash because some jerk like her is texting instead of driving their car.

- We all think we know everything when we're teenagers... and then we grow up.

- Parents who say they don't know how to stop their kids from their bad behaviors should be told "don't have kids." Secondly, take that girl's car and phone away. Be their parent not their bank.

markiesy : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

markiesy

7 votes NegativePositive

394 days 20 hours ago...

What a stupid bitch.

scottdrocks : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

scottdrocks

13 votes NegativePositive

394 days 20 hours ago...

^yea, i hope she dies next,"i think they died because they werent good texters"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11YOU SHOULD BE KICKED IN THE FACE

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