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Gilbert Gottfried - Dirty Jokes

A re-telling of some classic dirty jokes.

posted by artificialraven
9/7/2007 3:50:45 AM

Views: 6388

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Language, Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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Devilman69 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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794 days 7 hours ago...

lol, hes annoying...but hes funny
Those are some old jokes I forgot about!

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grae : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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794 days 3 hours ago...

"she's probably full".

That was gold. 5/5 for stand-up.

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obaid : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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793 days 20 hours ago...

^^ prolly the best joke outa all of dem

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entheogen : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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793 days 18 hours ago...

Gilbert is the man!

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vagabond : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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793 days 17 hours ago...

Classic

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merlinzeromcp : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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793 days 16 hours ago...

Oh My God that was great.

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assmaster : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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793 days 13 hours ago...

Yay, for once there's some fucking humor on spiked.

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hundred20minutes : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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793 days 12 hours ago...

"yeah! I wanna open a fuckin bank account!" priceless

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sthlrd : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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793 days 11 hours ago...

"shes probably full"

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rjlacmagic : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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793 days 8 hours ago...

I heard the dead hooker one a bit different.

Guy's been in prison for 20 years, finally gets out, and has 5 dollars to his name. Really needing to get laid, he goes down to the whorehouse and pleads with the guy at the counter to cut him a deal. Guy behind the counter finally says, "alright, we got a special girl just for you, last door on the left." Guy books it down the hall, finds the girl naked, spread eagle waiting for him. He jumps up and fucks the shit out of her, but once he comes, he sees the come start squirting out of her eyes and nose. Freaked out, he gets up and runs out of the whorehouse screaming his lungs out. Seeing this, the manager yells to the janitor, "Hey Willy! The dead one's full again!"

Oh, the parties I've ended with that joke. :P

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