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He's Got Wood

Spoof infomercials done by the people at Jewelry Television.

  • Nny
  • posted by Nny
  • Date 9/5/2007 11:33:36 AM
  • Views: 2702
  • Mature
  • Mature
  • Sexual (non-nudity)

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Crimson Wave : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Crimson Wave

5 votes NegativePositive

368 days 11 hours ago...

"Let me just smell that."

haha

draser : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

draser

6 votes NegativePositive

368 days 10 hours ago...

I bet you know wood you slut.

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

BigDaddyTiny

2 votes NegativePositive

368 days 2 hours ago...

So stupid I have to give it a 5. Really captured the Shweaty Balls feel of it.

turbonigga3 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

turbonigga3

0 votes NegativePositive

367 days 11 hours ago...

haha you cann polish it up and beat your children with it

donwonshabazz : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

donwonshabazz

0 votes NegativePositive

367 days 11 hours ago...

it was funny for 15 seconds

Metallicus : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Metallicus

2 votes NegativePositive

367 days 11 hours ago...

I feel like im 5, but that was AWESOME.

Macdaddy : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

Macdaddy

2 votes NegativePositive

367 days 9 hours ago...

She was begging for some wood. Just give it to her!!

launchpad1242 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

launchpad1242

0 votes NegativePositive

367 days 9 hours ago...

You can beat your kids..whatever you want...

specimen117 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

specimen117

0 votes NegativePositive

367 days 8 hours ago...

HAHAHA, all the guys here have wood, it's just unbelievable...

PhillyB : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

PhillyB

0 votes NegativePositive

367 days 4 hours ago...

Now I have wood. I mean I ordered some off the site.

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