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Ocular Penetration Restriction Act

US Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) has a plan to reduce ocular penetration levels in America by 5 to 7%. Before people start getting confused... this is from the Onion. It's fake.

  • Nny
  • posted by Nny
  • Date 9/3/2007 9:45:18 PM
  • Views: 4083
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klavlav : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

klavlav

7 votes NegativePositive

456 days 13 hours ago...

And since he's a Republican, you know he's secretly been skull-fucking in the men's room at the Minneapolis St. paul airport.

Closet case. You can tell by the relish he takes in repeating thr phrase "skull-fucking".

5/5 for The Onion.

(now, lets see how long it takes before someone thinks this is real...)

Hannsimus : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Hannsimus

5 votes NegativePositive

456 days 9 hours ago...

lol, high risk skull fuck areas, fucking priceless.

Nazok : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Nazok

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

456 days 3 hours ago...

am proud to be a Canadian. because allmost all of us have morals and ethics. unlike our neighbor to the south where most don't :(

READY_FOR_WAR : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

READY_FOR_WAR

-4 votes NegativePositive

456 days 1 hour ago...

^^^bwahahahaha "all of us have morals and ethics"

now if you guys just had brains and balls you'd be normal.

bigvi : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

bigvi

5 votes NegativePositive

455 days 12 hours ago...

I could see how people would fall for this...

No dumber than most of the stuff they talk about on the floor of the House.

Tath : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Tath

4 votes NegativePositive

455 days 7 hours ago...

The pen is mightier than the sword... and I don't write letters of complaint with my balls. I skull-fuck with them.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Led Zeppelin

1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 7 hours ago...

haha Ready_for_War

ckyvick : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ckyvick

Hidden (Show Comment) -12 votes

455 days 6 hours ago...

Nazok FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN KANUCK, AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH SO GO EAT FUCK

[}{] //-\\ []v[] [] []_"[]" (()) []\[] : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

[}{] //-\\ []v[] [] []_"[]" (()) []\[]

0 votes NegativePositive

455 days 6 hours ago...

^
If by best, you mean worst, then I guess you have a point. (also "america" is the name of our "continent", not just your nation).

Practiti0ner : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Practiti0ner

-1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 5 hours ago...

Mixed feelings from this video.. i actually thought it was a funny video making fun of the government :) a few points.

1. have we as americans sunk to a new all time low to permit a written law against "skull fucking?" have people lost there fucking minds? wtf is going on with this country!? and even though i myself curse like a sailor, i actually found him useing the two little words "skull fucking" to be quite vulgar and offensive espically for the environment that hes in.

2. WTF why cant people just jerk it to internet porn like everyone else or go out and find some easy drunk slut for a night of decent, normal consentual sex?

3. WTF?

4. ....WTF!!?

for one of the first times in my life i can honestly say that im not proud to be an american.

frogleg : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

frogleg

1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 4 hours ago...

Skullfucking isn't so bad.

Bollo Delux : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Bollo Delux

0 votes NegativePositive

455 days 3 hours ago...

The Onion rocks.

RedSky : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

RedSky

1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 3 hours ago...

"If we don't open our eyes to reality they will get fucked out of our heads"

Certainly makes it's point.

FrivolousJim : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

FrivolousJim

-1 votes NegativePositive

455 days 3 hours ago...

Someone needs to ocular penetration Benjamin Sinclair ... he might like it.

draser : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

draser

1 votes NegativePositive

454 days 16 hours ago...

I wish the titled didn't tell people that this was a fake because then we would of had those assholes that are like "America is shit because they are not just getting to this" and stuff like that.

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