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Blood Squirting Lizard

A lizard that squirts blood - from its eyes. Watching this might save the lizard's life.

posted by Legato
8/31/2007 1:22:50 AM

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milos.s : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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819 days 10 hours ago...

wow... just wow
and there i was thinking nothing could surprise me in the animal world anymore... and here i am proven wrong.

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Agent009 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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819 days 10 hours ago...

wow. Impressive. 5/5

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990ctane : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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819 days 10 hours ago...

wow. it has developed a super-emo defence: it can cry and bleed at the same time. it doesn't even have to cut itself

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alldeeznuts23 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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819 days 7 hours ago...

why blood? he could've squirted semen, don't waste blood.

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duckmanx : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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819 days 6 hours ago...

Look out lizard, the coyote has a taste for blood now...

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goldenshemesh : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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819 days 4 hours ago...

but wait... wouldn't the coyote like the blood since thats his potential meal?

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Dellian : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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819 days 2 hours ago...

Icky...

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rawrimadinosaur : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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818 days 21 hours ago...

I dont get it? Why would he just run off with a little bit of blood squirted on him...?

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Neurosis Inc : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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818 days 20 hours ago...

Horned lizards live in Texas, too, where I live, & even a lot of people that live here don't believe they can do that. I've actually seen one squirt a friend of mine, & it's pretty fucking cool! I always thought that the blood had something in it that smelled/tasted bad, or was acidic, but National Geographic says it's just plain old blood, so, I guess you learn something new every day!

990ctane, now THAT was fucking funny!

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selfworm : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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818 days 16 hours ago...

Hope it doesn't get AIDS.

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SacKings384 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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818 days 15 hours ago...

Damn... This totally trumps my plan to go shark diving with my pet horned lizard...

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POOEYO : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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818 days 12 hours ago...

When i'm threatened by a predetor, i do something similar - if you know what i mean.

Unfortunately, it takes about 10 minutes to gradually build up to the required "pressure" before i squirt all over their faces.

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Elvi : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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818 days 11 hours ago...

Women have done that for ages. Bleed to avoid attacks from wild coyotes I mean...

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sturm666 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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818 days 9 hours ago...

Heard this is where AIDS came from. Coyote better run!

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aeternaldark : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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818 days 7 hours ago...

WOW thats very cool... and kinda nasty!

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