In a digital world with infinite shelf space, companies like Amazon.com have realized that they can sell just about infinitely original (and infinitely weird) products to an infinite amount of niche markets. Not only does this bring in tons of profit for Amazon, but it also provides the rest of us with TONS of SUPER WEIRD products to chuckle over while we slave away at our computers. Enjoy some of the weirder things I’ve been able to find on Amazon.
10. Ultimate Anal Douche Hygienic System (now with easy to clean rectal syringe!)
For all your anal douching needs!
9. Anti-Monkey Butt Powder
Apparently there is a big enough need for anti-chaffing “monkey butt” powder that they are still in business. God bless ‘em.
8. Unisex Gothic Fairy Lingerie
The best part of this product is the title that includes “IT’S A SECRET!” as if any dude who walks into your bedroom wearing Gothic fairy lingerie could possibly pass as a sexy mama. Yow.
7. Fresh Whole Rabbit
Ummm… maybe this one isn’t quite as weird to others as it is to me, but the diea of ordering an entire DEAD rabbit online and having it shipped to your house makes me feel like there must be some kind of large hillbilly market that is secretly controlling Amazon.
6. The Toilet Monster
I guess this thing is supposed to be used as a practical joke, or something. I don’t know though, I feel like if I picked up the toilet seat in my apartment and saw that thing, I’d just silently go pack my bags and leave forever.
5. Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
Wow, I don’t know how many of you have ever seen the movie Altered States, but this sounds like a one way ticket to going crazy. You lock yourself in, it’s sound proof, light proof, and heat proof and the mattress is body temperature. Terrifying.
4. Dagobert Wooden Toilet Throne
I don’t even care how weird this is, this is literally the coolest thing I have ever seen.
3. ISS (It’s So Simple) Mouse Trap
The ISS Mouse Trap is LITERALLY just a plank of wood and a bucket. The idea is that the mouse run up the plank of wood and fall into the bucket. INGENIOUS!!!!!
2. Uranium Ore
Well, technically I’m not a scientist, but the fact that the description says that this is actual radioactive Uranium Ore kind of makes me a little bit… uneasy. Uneasy and extremely excited. Imagine bringing this to bars?! You’d get so many chicks!
1. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
The JL421 Badonkadonk Tank is an Amazon classic that can’t be dethroned (no offense to the toilet throne). The fact that you can actually purchase a landcruiser/armored tank on the internet just proves that no matter what the product is, there is SOMEONE out there willing to buy it. Enjoy
Source: TheFeck.com