If fire-fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime,
what do freedom fighters fight?
Why do they sterilize needles that are used for lethal injections?
What happens if you turn on your headlights
when you`re driving at the speed of light?
Why do they have Braille number pads at drive-through bank machines?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do they report power cuts on TV?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal
that is eating an endangered plant?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Ever notice what the first three letters of the word "diet" spell?
What is a "free gift" aren`t all gifts free?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to too?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If someone comes up to you and tells you that they`re
an obsessive-compulsive liar, how do you know they`re telling the truth?
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn`t sell, is it a success?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
