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Are You Dead Yet, Man Asked Mate

A man who stabbed his friend and dropped a rock on his head asked him if he was dead yet and got the response 'not even close brother', a court was told.

New Zealand-born Taukiri Christopher Keen, 20, pleaded guilty in Queensland Supreme Court today to the attempted murder of James Gilders at the Old Boggo Road jail in Brisbane in October 2005. He was sentenced to nine years in jail.

The court was told Keen and Mr Gilders had been friends for more than two years when the friendship soured after Keen suspected Mr Gilders of sleeping with his girlfriend. Prosecutor Michael Lehane told the court the pair went to the abandoned prison for a visit and jumped over the walls to get in.

As Mr Gilders bent down, Keen stabbed him in the neck, knocked him to the ground, dropped a large rock on his head twice and stabbed him again. When he had finished, Keen asked Mr Gilders if he was dead yet, to which Mr Gilders responded: "Not even close, brother".

He got to his feet and the pair shook hands before Keen left the badly injured Mr Gilders to make his own way out of the old prison. Mr Gilders called an ambulance and was to hospital where he was treated for a broken jaw and stab wounds to his neck, including one which came close to his jugular vein.

He did not make a complaint and the incident did not come to police attention until Keen confessed while police where interviewing him about other incidents in January 2006. Justice Ann Lyons, noted Keen had "gone off the rails" at a young age after joining gangs in New Zealand when he was just 13.

Justice Lyons sentenced Keen to nine years' jail but ordered he be eligible for parole after 4-½.

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thorkon : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

thorkon

27 votes NegativePositive

312 days 16 hours ago...

Pretty professional to shake hands then go on there own paths. Some reason I respect those two.

Arcoo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Arcoo

26 votes NegativePositive

312 days 15 hours ago...

There is seriously some crazy ass people in this world.

japes : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

japes

10 votes NegativePositive

312 days 13 hours ago...

What the boggle.

FireballPrincessJr2 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

FireballPrincessJr2

19 votes NegativePositive

312 days 11 hours ago...

Mr. Gilders must be a cyborg

Violetninja420 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Violetninja420

17 votes NegativePositive

312 days 11 hours ago...

Stab me in the neck and the last thing ill do is shake your fucking hand...

hkyman01 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

hkyman01

21 votes NegativePositive

312 days 9 hours ago...

mr gilders laughs at mere flesh wounds. and how dare you drop a rock on mr gilders head. you pay respect to mr gilders...brother.

Godsim : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Godsim

10 votes NegativePositive

312 days 7 hours ago...

"not even close, brother" *shaking hands* "good try though, didn't see THAT coming...maybe next time" *walks off*

Townsville : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Townsville

2 votes NegativePositive

312 days 4 hours ago...

Mr. Gilders should be given free beer at every pub/restaurant he visits for the rest of his life, not only for taking such a beating like a man, but for handling said beating like a real man.

I mean, if it were any one of us, Mr. Keen would probably be dead, and covered with urine.

sk8mutie : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

sk8mutie

6 votes NegativePositive

311 days 11 hours ago...

A long time ago, I was about 17 and I was drawn into a fight in central London near a tube/metro stop at 9am on a Monday morning. Some business man, more physically built than me just went off at me saying I had knocked into him on the escalators. We went at it, I hit him in the head with my skateboard, he got me a few good ones and I head-butted him and smashed his spine into a concrete wall/corner. all the other commuters just walked past us like nothing was happening (typical of british commuters) and eventually some pizza shop guys broke us up saying we were going to get arrested. the guy stops fighting and then puts his hand out and says to me, "nice fight mate" in stunned disbelief I shook his hand and sk8ed off to work where i had to explain the blood and ripped up t-shirt. I have yet to figure out what the fk was going on in the dudes head but the film 'fight club' gave a little insight.

Legato : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Legato

1 votes NegativePositive

311 days 7 hours ago...

^Are you sure the guy you fought wasn't Tyler Durden?

sk8mutie : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

sk8mutie

1 votes NegativePositive

310 days 19 hours ago...

nice try Legato, yours would've been a genius comment if I hadn't already made the link to fight club myself...

Legato : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Legato

-3 votes NegativePositive

307 days 22 hours ago...

^uh...i made that comment in the first place BECAUSE you made the fight club connection... duhrr??

sk8mutie : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

sk8mutie

1 votes NegativePositive

305 days 9 hours ago...

^ ".. duhrr??"
ok, you just made the sound of a retarded person, sorry, my bad.
I didn't realise I was dealing with a twelve year old.

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