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Man Accused of Biting Girlfriend's Snake

A Northern Ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified Friday.

Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4.

McGleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.

Cooke's lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.

Source: TimesUnion.com

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AdolfOliverBush : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

AdolfOliverBush

15 votes NegativePositive

805 days 5 hours ago...

L M A O.

That's one of thr best stories I've ever seen.

baklavafiend : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

baklavafiend

-7 votes NegativePositive

805 days 5 hours ago...

wow.....the guy did it cuz he was drunk...

-DressToKill- : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

-DressToKill-

6 votes NegativePositive

805 days 4 hours ago...

Would have been better if she had a pet hedgehog!!!!!!

hkyman01 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

hkyman01

12 votes NegativePositive

805 days 2 hours ago...

last time i was drunk all i did was throw up on my buddies grill. i feel a little outdone...

jeff.wa : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

jeff.wa

-5 votes NegativePositive

805 days 1 hour ago...

alcoholic soccer hooligan, death by drowning

NEXT

Screwjack : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Screwjack

9 votes NegativePositive

805 days ago...

Now that's manly. Next step would have been breaking her jaw with his dick.

heyitslongdude : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

heyitslongdude

4 votes NegativePositive

804 days 21 hours ago...

lol mustve been one hell of a break up.

formulation : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

formulation

0 votes NegativePositive

804 days 10 hours ago...

isn't it supposed to be the girl with the guy's "snake"?

Arcoo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Arcoo

1 votes NegativePositive

804 days 5 hours ago...

"had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack."

Good ol' Irish.

XmasBoi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

XmasBoi

0 votes NegativePositive

789 days 20 hours ago...

That last statement was a bit redundant, the Irish consume alcohol before anything they do....even consuming alcohol.

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