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Scarlett Johansson was the best thing about Golden Globes. She was a bright spot in an otherwise dreadful borefest. By this reporter's reasoning, I can just pretend I can walk around and touch every boob I see. Done and Done.

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frankgrimes17 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

frankgrimes17

19 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 14 hours ago...

she seemed to be enjoying that

tbid : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

tbid

23 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 14 hours ago...

i wish i was that guy,

gboy : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

gboy

17 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 14 hours ago...

lucky bastard! = )

Godsim : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Godsim

16 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 13 hours ago...

rofl
"i'm gay. may i touch your boobs... or else?" :D

Gisa : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Gisa

14 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 13 hours ago...

I loved the slow-motion at the end...that always makes anything funny!

Teapot : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Teapot

56 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 13 hours ago...

Sure a gay guy can go out and feel up a girl's breasts, but only a straight guy can appreciate it.

Godsim : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Godsim

-2 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 13 hours ago...

what about the guys who say:

"yeah i'm gay, but i would fuck women too"

Dougie : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Dougie

-2 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 13 hours ago...

she is hawt

Lunearetic : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Lunearetic

20 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 12 hours ago...

haha, quickly turn gay and then quickly turn back.

jooo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

jooo

14 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 11 hours ago...

I'm gay... *munch munch* haha, just kidding... na na nana naaaa!!

jooo : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

jooo

1 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 11 hours ago...

^in case you didn't notice, I gotta work on my humor

bloodfiend : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

bloodfiend

8 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 11 hours ago...

she so beautiful :o\

ShadowofGod : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

ShadowofGod

7 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 11 hours ago...

OmegaZone, you're summary didn't make much sense.

"I can just pretend I can walk around and touch every boob I see"

1. You have to pretend to walk around? Are you handicapped?
2. are you gay? Because thats what the reporter said: "If you're gay you can touch their boobs".

be careful what you post eh?

DrChainsaw : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

DrChainsaw

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

1408 days 8 hours ago...

I am that guy!~ Huzzah!!~

ArtAtrocity : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

ArtAtrocity

6 votes NegativePositive

1408 days 7 hours ago...

haha this seemed like such a desperate attempt at proclaiming ryan secrest to be straight..."see if you did that you would get slapped"

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