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George Carlin - Religion Is BS

Religion is bullshit and Carlin has a way with words.

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beurk : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

beurk

56 votes NegativePositive

838 days 4 hours ago...

You are all diseased!!!
Must have watched this show 15 times now.
George Carlin is my idol.
I remember when I was a kid and listen to my father's George Carlin LPs.
The best.
Joe Pesci second.

JOE PESCH YOU!!!

Minus : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

Minus

12 votes NegativePositive

838 days 3 hours ago...

Gotta love george,shoots just shit with two o's.

virtualathlete : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

virtualathlete

37 votes NegativePositive

838 days 3 hours ago...

as always 5/5 for george

Warfare Artist of the XIII : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Warfare Artist of the XIII

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838 days 1 hour ago...

I pray to the almighty Chuck Norris...

N@stro : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

N@stro

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837 days 21 hours ago...

The reason why they couldnt put Humpty Dumpty together again..was all the kings horses. Thats the problem right there.

ckyvick : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

ckyvick

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837 days 21 hours ago...

carlin rules i love his stand up but the MAY HE STRIKE ME DOWN is too overly used and he could have ended it funnier~

Melancholy : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Melancholy

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837 days 21 hours ago...

Chuck norris = God. :P

klavlav : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

klavlav

43 votes NegativePositive

837 days 21 hours ago...

5/5 for worshiping the Sun!

I mean really, like I always say; you can pray to some "dead, half-naked Jew on a stick" (to quote Stewie) and his bloodthirsty, foreskin slicing daddy-wargod, Jehova (neither of whom really existed) or you can revere the Sun that gives us warmth, the Earth that gives us Life, and Pleasures like food and sex that connect us to one another and keep us alive. All of which we can see, feel, experience, prove.

And instead of praying to some "god" way out there, somewhere invisible, why not "pray" to each other; I'll ask you for the help I need, you ask me for the help you need. Love each other, not some fictional "god", give to each other, rely on each other rather than some superstition.

To hell with bibles. Study Science as the rational - yet mystical - revelatory language of the Universe. (But please don't just throw your bibles, Torahs and Korans in the garbage. Recycle them or use them for something useful like toilet paper or to roll joints).

If we gave the Earth each other and ourselves the love and respect we've been wasting on this "jealous god" and his vile church, we would get *real* miracles.

"God" and "religion" are the biggest false idols there have ever been. And the biggest "sin" has been the belief in "sin" in the first place.

zaiyar : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

zaiyar

2 votes NegativePositive

837 days 20 hours ago...

What a cainer. 5/5, well said.

Tolerate : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Tolerate

14 votes NegativePositive

837 days 20 hours ago...

Carlin is great
Hi sketch on reducing the 10 commandments is a must watch sketch as well

Marlec : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Marlec

15 votes NegativePositive

837 days 20 hours ago...

This guy certainly knows BS when he hears it.

God needs money aint that the fucking A truth 5/5

If anyone has more pls up.

Rhaaaaa : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Rhaaaaa

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837 days 19 hours ago...

not enough "nigga" jokes

rmatheso : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

rmatheso

4 votes NegativePositive

837 days 17 hours ago...

OMG classic. Geroge Carlin and Richard Dawkins tag team of doom.

gremwood : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

gremwood

10 votes NegativePositive

837 days 17 hours ago...

This video just #1'd in the highest rated category. George Carlin deserves it.

paa2554 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

paa2554

-7 votes NegativePositive

837 days 17 hours ago...

I pray to George!

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