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Turkey, The New Date Rape Drug

A guy explains the dangers of eating turkey in the wrong setting.

posted by Hunter_11
8/11/2007 3:18:23 AM

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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841 days ago...

LOL he went for those boobies with lightning speed.

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The Wicked One : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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841 days ago...

The whole drumstick in the wine glass was priceless.

"Eat your Turkey. Afterwards, I'll give you some stuffing."

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Noshiza : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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840 days 23 hours ago...

Oh that video was so funny, "Hey look over there!" *Plop in goes the turkey*

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HENNY01523 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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840 days 21 hours ago...

influenced by SEINFELD

cool vid

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arturorrg : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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840 days 21 hours ago...

Be right back, Im going to buy some turkey and cook it.

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negroxpleez : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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840 days 15 hours ago...

HAHA. Turkey roofy.

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Kanthalas : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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840 days 14 hours ago...

actually when you cook it most of the drug is lost. Feed it to them raw. Thats where it is at.

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bossman666 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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840 days 12 hours ago...

^^influenced by SEINFELD

Seinfeld's a faggot

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the_slick : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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840 days 12 hours ago...

" hey baby...want some of my turkey sandwich..."

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sk8mutie : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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840 days 11 hours ago...

weak.

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that1guy : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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840 days 10 hours ago...

lol

i should start making short films like this so i can grab a womans chest... without a lawsuit at least

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mostafa.redha : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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840 days 10 hours ago...

That was lame! LAME LAME LAME.

If i could give a 0.00000001/5 I would but since thats not possible I'll just give it a 1/5.

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blade9z : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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840 days 7 hours ago...

Oh, dear, the presenter is going to be stuffed. lol

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duckmanx : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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840 days 4 hours ago...

Which is why my belt was undone after I woke up... nah, it was cuz I stuffed my fat ass...

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lionpunisher : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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840 days 3 hours ago...

lol i still can't stop larffing about the drumstick in glass.. fucking priceless

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