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Q: What’s the difference between a puppy and a liberal? A: Puppies stop whinning after they grow up.

  • Raamta
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  • Date 8/21/2007 3:22:25 AM
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*Wr3ck* : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

*Wr3ck*

0 votes NegativePositive

346 days 8 hours ago...

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. Reading your so-called jokes makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.

Archonicus : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Archonicus

-5 votes NegativePositive

344 days 2 hours ago...

^ Here here
Oh go ahead vote me down. Coz this joke seriously pwns
(Sarcasms, because u cant really tell unless you read it right)

Monstiere81 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Monstiere81

1 votes NegativePositive

340 days 7 hours ago...

HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh.....excluding the first HA!

klavlav : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

klavlav

1 votes NegativePositive

338 days 5 hours ago...

And conservatives never whine?

"Boo hoo, those gays want *equality*. That's "special rights". Anyone who wants to be equal to us wants "special rights". I don't wanna share...waaaaaaa!"

Boo hoo, I wanna be able to dwive my big, cuddly-wuddly SUV, allll over town, but that gassy-wassy is sooo expensive. You there! Poor kid. Go die in Iraq or someplace so I don't hafta walk. I hate walking. Yucky!"

"Boo hoo, I want MORE or EVERYTHING! Not LESS! MORE MORE MORE, ME ME, ME! No sharing with the gays and brown people. Yucky! Waaaaa!"

Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Acer_Vartan

1 votes NegativePositive

333 days 14 hours ago...

^ haha, conservative like to pretend everything they bitch about is patriotic and anything others complain about is whining. It is the mentality of a child and the only solution is to kick their teeth in on sight.

Worst joke in some time. And not because of the politics, you could swap out liberal for anyone and it would still be the saddest attempt at humour in the history of this site.

formulation : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

formulation

0 votes NegativePositive

332 days 23 hours ago...

please,most politicians are whiners.

SpecOps : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

SpecOps

-4 votes NegativePositive

332 days 3 hours ago...

READ the WHOLE post before you vote, plus or minus, or you're an ignorant bastard. If you do vote either way, please give some logical reason as to why.

Although I do take some liberal viewpoints (abortion, et c.) I concur, Liberals in the media often whine about people going to a war they want to fight.. against an enemy that believes all Americans are infidels that should be wiped off of the face of the Earth.

Don't even say its for oil and bitch about it, because if we weren't there you would be riding your ass to work on a bike.

Not to mention that we're defending Isreal from potential nuclear threat from a lunatic who claims that Isreal and the Jews are a plague upon God's land that need to be removed.

Self centered Liberals do not concern themselves about global affairs and bitch about us going to the aid of the foreign needy, but have no problem about giving free education and medical support to illegals. Which costs money. They are very often hypocrites.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Acer_Vartan

1 votes NegativePositive

332 days 1 hour ago...

^ Ahh stop whining you Nazi-wannabe fuckhole! Hilarious that morons like you still exist after all the bullshit that has happened over the past 5 years. Good luck with your goose-stepping fantasy, moron.

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