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Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus

This is for LeighCedar, in response to the clip "Christians Outraged about Chocolate Jesus." Though I'd post Tom Waits' song for everyone.

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Traceofastranger : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Traceofastranger

0 votes NegativePositive

397 days 15 hours ago...

if it doesnt start working soon let me know ill upload another format 2morrow after work

gruvin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

gruvin

0 votes NegativePositive

397 days 15 hours ago...

Nice.

phloydzep : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

phloydzep

1 votes NegativePositive

397 days 14 hours ago...

Fantastic. I finally get to see what they use for that percussive clang on his records. I always thought it was an anvil, not simply a metal hoop. 5/5 for anything from Tom Waits.

ThreadbareSaint : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ThreadbareSaint

1 votes NegativePositive

397 days 13 hours ago...

Tom Waits for no man... Think about it before you get mad.
5/5

jd8coke : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jd8coke

0 votes NegativePositive

397 days 9 hours ago...

^^^

You must have a really low opinion of spikedhumours viewers. Shame on you.

ricemonkey : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ricemonkey

3 votes NegativePositive

397 days 7 hours ago...

He's disrespecting the unwritten commandments
#11 "Thou shalt be ashamed of his own anatomy"
#12 "Thou shalt not enjoy goodness"

LeighCedar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

LeighCedar

2 votes NegativePositive

397 days ago...

A clip dedicated to me????
Wow! Thanks.

Also, Tom Waits is weird and wonderful. Thanks for the upload.

klavlav : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

klavlav

1 votes NegativePositive

396 days 7 hours ago...

The world is upside down. Pleasure should be worshiped, with sex and chocolate being the most holy things around.

And the blood, pain, and necrophilia of Judeo-Christianity-Islam should be seen for the illness they cause and spread.

ParticleMan420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

ParticleMan420

2 votes NegativePositive

395 days 13 hours ago...

there was a spikedhumore user with the name TomWaitsForNoMan at one time if i'm not mistaken.


upload more of Tom! they're too awesome to not be here.
see if you can get some of his older stuff too (i would but i dont know how and am too lazy to figure it out)

Pollution : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Pollution

1 votes NegativePositive

395 days 7 hours ago...

I like this, great song, but I think my all time favorite is the version by James Marster's band "Ghost of the Robot."

There's only a live version that I've found, but it's the awesome!

swords : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

swords

1 votes NegativePositive

395 days 5 hours ago...

Tom Waits is savage!!! Nice upload.

Tackleho : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Tackleho

1 votes NegativePositive

395 days 4 hours ago...

one of the top musicians of all time for sure, and a rare performer, so thanks for this.

BlackStallion777 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

BlackStallion777

2 votes NegativePositive

395 days 2 hours ago...

Chain Smoking never sounded so damn good.

My favorite is "Another Man's Vine".

binaryconsciousness : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

binaryconsciousness

-3 votes NegativePositive

394 days 19 hours ago...

i wait for the day when the whiskey and smokes give me a voice like that.. either that or cancer and liver failure...

TomWaitsForNoOne : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

TomWaitsForNoOne

2 votes NegativePositive

394 days 19 hours ago...

Finally!

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