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The rousing and memorable opening speech from the classic World War Two movie "Patton". George C. Scott plays Patton; the famous and at times infamous American general.

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Nny : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Nny

8 votes NegativePositive

853 days 4 hours ago...

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

ZeroForever : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

ZeroForever

3 votes NegativePositive

853 days 3 hours ago...

awesome, awe inspiring and very motivating speech :D patton never fails to drum up troops morale, we jsut hope that the us generals better take some pointers from him. he is a true warrior in all its essence 5/5

tha_help : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

tha_help

9 votes NegativePositive

853 days 3 hours ago...

My pops told me that this was the only movie available on his fire base in Vietnam... Ironic, eh?

Fuzzyman123 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Fuzzyman123

-3 votes NegativePositive

852 days 8 hours ago...

US: Good at war rhetoric and building armaments, but bad at fighting.

I'm not US bashing when I say that, but I believe most professionals in the armed forces would objectively agree.

Gutlessfeeling : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Gutlessfeeling

3 votes NegativePositive

851 days 22 hours ago...

Yea Fuzzyman123. WWII was won with good war rhetoric.

kilopop19 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

kilopop19

0 votes NegativePositive

851 days 17 hours ago...

America is so awesome
i'm glad i don't live in Chad or Tajikistan

Horuku : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Horuku

4 votes NegativePositive

851 days 17 hours ago...

Too bad we technically lost at Vietnam...and now we're losing in Iraq. What happend America?

the_hater222 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

the_hater222

16 votes NegativePositive

851 days 17 hours ago...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

What happened was we became to busy making money

that we left all that high power to rich old fucks

and now they have screwed shit up. Get REAL americans

in the white house instead of white-haired, rich-bitch

golf-playing dumbshit leaders.

ABOUT 30% of us "registered voters" voted on election

day. So we leave the fate of the country to that

precentage while we go to work and worry about our

personal problems instead of getting into politics.

5/5 cuz we had good strong leaders like patton instead

of rich cocksuckers of today.

N@stro : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

N@stro

13 votes NegativePositive

851 days 17 hours ago...

Pattons a crazy fucker but he has a lot to do with the fact that this site is written in English and not German. They dont make men like him often.

*no Im not American either.

GoldFinger : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

GoldFinger

8 votes NegativePositive

851 days 17 hours ago...

I don't have anything profound to say... Patton already said it!

Led Zeppelin : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Led Zeppelin

10 votes NegativePositive

851 days 16 hours ago...

my gramps fought in the 3rd Army under Patton! This guy was so awesome, when he and his army crossed the Rhine into Germany he went to the edge of the pontoon bridge and took a piss right into the water to make a statement.

If Patton was in charge today the Iraq war would have been over in 4 weeks.

the_hater222 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

the_hater222

5 votes NegativePositive

851 days 16 hours ago...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why would Patton WANNA invade iraq in the first place?

That's the question, cuz Patton in smarter than that.

IF HE WAS ALIVE TODAY: He would go to the president,

take a shit in his mouth, declare HIMSELF president,

take a vacation to Afghanistan, take a shit in

Osama's mouth then shoot his brains out, go back

to the white house and kick ass politically.

THAT is what Patton would do if he was alive.

Tath : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Tath

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

851 days 15 hours ago...

"...and we're gonna go through him, like crap through a goose!"

I guess this shows how fondly Patton felt for the army serving under him.

Patton: "You there, crap boy! Go die for your president's vital corporate interests cause I say so!"

Private: "Yes, sir! Right away sir!"

Good thing this sort of behaviour never propagated among the lower classes in America after the war, or we'd all be living under some tyrannical asshole who's stupidity is only trumped by his greed...

And another thing... WWII wasn't won by this sort of man, WWII was won by the good people who saw a need for fighting, and then signed up all on their own because they felt it was a worthwhile cause. I'm sure listening to this kind of crap wasn't on their agenda.

Alkalinetrio : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Alkalinetrio

0 votes NegativePositive

851 days 15 hours ago...

(insert random anti-american comment) fuck that. he was a great fucking leader, and if we had more like him today this bull shit in iraq would have been over in a day. a swift carpet bombing... that's it. whiny tree hugging democrats won't allow leaders like this because they hurt our fucking feelings, what i would give to have more leaders like this. and on the clip.. they could not have picked a better actor for the part. oh.. and bullshit we lost in nam, it wasn't outr fight but we went to stomp out the bastards so, we couldent have lost because it wasn't our problem, we were just helping.

Alkalinetrio : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Alkalinetrio

-1 votes NegativePositive

851 days 15 hours ago...

oh, and tath, go fuck yourself you communist cock sucking son of a bitch. Thanks.

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