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gutterpunknyc : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

gutterpunknyc

11 votes NegativePositive

491 days 22 hours ago...

but you left out the punchline

fagbag : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

fagbag

-6 votes NegativePositive

491 days 22 hours ago...

i really dont get the joke, anyone mind explaining?

Alpha Raptor : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Alpha Raptor

6 votes NegativePositive

491 days 20 hours ago...

^"the aristocrats" is the joke's name. it starts with a family act looking to be hired by a talent agent. told from one comedian to another for shock value; it's meant to be extremely vulgar, vile and socially upsetting but always ends with the talent agent saying "that's a hell of an act, what do you call yourselves?" and the dad replies "the aristocrats!"

fagbag : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

fagbag

1 votes NegativePositive

491 days 19 hours ago...

oo ook, i get it a bit,

"goes and gooles for the meaning of an "aristocrat".

Caboose1 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Caboose1

4 votes NegativePositive

491 days 14 hours ago...

The ending was gold!

N@stro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

N@stro

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

491 days 13 hours ago...

that twat from full house is not a comedian. People only laugh because they feel embarassed for him.

Jonas22 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Jonas22

0 votes NegativePositive

491 days 13 hours ago...

Bob Saget sucks dick for coke.

geckoking213 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

geckoking213

-1 votes NegativePositive

491 days 13 hours ago...

THE ONLY WAY FOR THIS TO BE BETTER IS IF IT WASNT CENSORED

waynebrady : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

waynebrady

3 votes NegativePositive

491 days 12 hours ago...

uh bob saget is a respected comedian, YOU just know him from full house, because YOU have no culture

ieatpinkmuff : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

ieatpinkmuff

-5 votes NegativePositive

491 days 11 hours ago...

0/5 for it being censored

alberto_balsalm : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

alberto_balsalm

7 votes NegativePositive

491 days 10 hours ago...

the censored bits are what made this one.

N@stro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

N@stro

-5 votes NegativePositive

491 days 10 hours ago...

resepected comedian ..bahhaha

Ill take an unrespected comedian such as Bill Hicks over that unorriginal souless tryhard failed comic any day of the week.

culture and saget shouldnt be used in the same breath unless and to quote Bill here we're talking about "viruses with shoes"

Jonas22 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Jonas22

2 votes NegativePositive

491 days 9 hours ago...

umm am i the only one who watched Half Baked? That is what he said in the movie...and so whenever i see him, i have to think back to it.

Sgt Godzilla : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Sgt Godzilla

-1 votes NegativePositive

491 days 9 hours ago...

From Wikipedia:

The joke involves a person pitching an act to a talent agent. Typically the first line is, "A man walks into a talent agent's office." The man then describes the act. From this point, up to (but not including) the punchline, the teller of the joke is expected to ad-lib the most shocking act they can possibly imagine. This often involves elements of incest, group sex, graphic violence, defecation, coprophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, child sexual abuse and various other taboo behaviors.

The joke ends with the agent, shocked and often impressed, asking "What kind of an act do you call that?" The punchline of the joke is then given: "The Aristocrats".

TheFrenchGuy18 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

TheFrenchGuy18

-1 votes NegativePositive

491 days 7 hours ago...

Don't get it.

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