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Fast Show - Johnny the Painter

My favorite Fast Show clip.

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Paragon : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Paragon

3 votes NegativePositive

480 days 11 hours ago...

"'Black! Black! The gulls have plucked out my eyes!"

Classic Fast Show

zaiyar : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

zaiyar

3 votes NegativePositive

480 days 2 hours ago...

We crawl on our knees towards our doom!

hahaha love these guys

Alex8147 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Alex8147

1 votes NegativePositive

476 days 19 hours ago...

Does anyone have the Postman Pat parody the fast show did?

Squints182003 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Squints182003

-2 votes NegativePositive

476 days 15 hours ago...

This was fucking stupid.

Tackleho : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Tackleho

3 votes NegativePositive

476 days 15 hours ago...

that was hilarious....

flying_spaghetti_monster : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

flying_spaghetti_monster

-4 votes NegativePositive

476 days 12 hours ago...

Those guys ever heard of a lawn mower?

N@stro : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

N@stro

1 votes NegativePositive

476 days 12 hours ago...

There was a guy like that in the city today. Fruit cake just flipped out, must have been an artist.

PsYcHoKiLLa : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

PsYcHoKiLLa

7 votes NegativePositive

476 days 9 hours ago...

"Those guys ever heard of a lawn mower?"

Yeah we often go around mowing the countryside you fucking moron

Gimli000 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Gimli000

0 votes NegativePositive

476 days 8 hours ago...

I loved the Fast Show when it was one. Especially that rambling incoherent old toff who ended every story with "... I was very drunk..."

Venomousvole : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Venomousvole

2 votes NegativePositive

476 days 6 hours ago...

THIS WEEK I AVE BEEN MOSTLY EATIN.
TIRAMASU.

echo80 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

echo80

1 votes NegativePositive

474 days 6 hours ago...

I'll get my coat...

Vuarra : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Vuarra

0 votes NegativePositive

51 days 9 hours ago...

I`ll nick anything, me

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