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An Aging Blonde's Pains

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.

"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!" again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?

"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"

The Doc answered, "Your finger's broken."

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blind : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

blind

0 votes NegativePositive

1395 days ago...

Would have been better if you wouldn't have told us the joke in the title.

Speedy544 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Speedy544

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 23 hours ago...

oops... oh well

Speedy544 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Speedy544

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 23 hours ago...

my other file posted this

Daviddius : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Daviddius

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 17 hours ago...

Title changed. :)

Speedy544 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Speedy544

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 13 hours ago...

how did u change

1 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

1

0 votes NegativePositive

1394 days 6 hours ago...

Old joke..

Chowdder : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Chowdder

0 votes NegativePositive

1393 days 10 hours ago...

Repost
there's an almost identical joke like this called broken bones.....
you really need to check before posting so I'm giving it 1/5

Aimless x : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Aimless x

0 votes NegativePositive

1392 days 10 hours ago...

did it work?

tricksterdude : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

tricksterdude

0 votes NegativePositive

1392 days 2 hours ago...

would be better if you...
DIDN"T COPY IT OF EBAUM'S!!!!!!!

Skytgon : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Skytgon

0 votes NegativePositive

1333 days 4 hours ago...

I saw that coming.
and it confused me when you said "silver-haired doll"

chazrodda : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chazrodda

0 votes NegativePositive

1112 days 8 hours ago...

not bad

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