Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Videos / Funny Videos /

Patton Oswalt - KFC Famous Bowls

Patton Oswalt thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

  • Views: 4521
  • Teen
  • Teen
  • Language

Related Media

  • Video:Patton
  • Patton
  • The rousing and memorable opening speech from the class. . .
  • Votes 4.32/5 - Views 3406 - Comments 28

View All

Your Macromedia's Flash Player
may be out of date

Click here to upgrade your flash player.

You may also get this message if you have disabled your javascript. You must enable it to view videos.



Trouble playing the video? Click here to download the original.

Rate This Video:
Rate it 0.5 Rate it 1.0 Rate it 1.5 Rate it 2.0 Rate it 2.5 Rate it 3.0 Rate it 3.5 Rate it 4.0 Rate it 4.5 Rate it 5.0

3.92 out of 5 based on 51 votes

Rating Results:
Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Video URL:

Embedded Link:

Send This Video To A Cell Phone! Digg

10 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

rustic : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

rustic

1 votes NegativePositive

862 days 6 hours ago...

not his best work by far...not even really good.

2/5 because hey, at least it's patton oswalt..

Pandamonia : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Pandamonia

2 votes NegativePositive

861 days 18 hours ago...

i hate kfc so much. their honey isnt even called honey. its called "honey flavored SAUCE" probably cause its made with as much hfcorn syrup as a gallon of that tampico flavored water.

klavlav : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

klavlav

-4 votes NegativePositive

861 days 18 hours ago...

"Failure pile in a sadness bowl" pretty much sums up most american "cuisine". I swear, every time I'm on the US side of the Atlantic, my quests to find something decent to eat turn into torturous plights. It's not that awful, evil fast food isn't occasionally a neat, guilty pleasure. It's just that THAT'S ALL THERE IS!

That, and the fact that the whole "culture" is pretty much fake, fast-food (fast-politics, fast-media, fast-school, fast-work, fast-cities, fast-art, fast-people, FAT PEOPLE!). The whole country is one big "failure pile in a sadness bowl".

What a waste.

HuMGaLiNG : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

HuMGaLiNG

1 votes NegativePositive

861 days 18 hours ago...

It was a lot funnier when he did the bit on conan o brien.

epic : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

epic

-4 votes NegativePositive

861 days 17 hours ago...

ya haha this guy isn't funny

nineclicks : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

nineclicks

1 votes NegativePositive

861 days 17 hours ago...

he was talking about this on conan...

Hudelf : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Hudelf

2 votes NegativePositive

861 days 16 hours ago...

Patton Oswald is usually hilarious. This skit, however, sucked. Probably because it's true.

Yay America *Half-assed hurray*

assmaster : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

assmaster

1 votes NegativePositive

861 days 14 hours ago...

Anyone who gives this less than a 4/5 is simply fat and offended because they like the bowl.

Heck, I like the bowl and I can see what it is doing to my gut still. I still have sight of my feet, but that bowl will fix that in no time.

I say 5/5 for him having that balls to piss off the people who lack control over their eating habits.

n0useforaname : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

n0useforaname

-5 votes NegativePositive

861 days 13 hours ago...

Most of you guys crack me up...Let's rip on Americans and call everyone fat..blah blah blah. I'm not fat because I work out everyday...and I see ALOT of overwieght foreigners. As for the skit....it sucked.

Dirt Digger : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Dirt Digger

0 votes NegativePositive

860 days 21 hours ago...

Not far from many a meal I've eaten in the field while in the army: Anything and everything you can fit in a canteen cup...soup, a whole boiled potatoe, scoop of veggies & a pork chop. Top that with gravy and throw on some salad, no dressing. Then balance a piece of cake on top and made a pbj with the other free hand.

But then, I was in the fucking field and didn't have a choice. Not sure why someone would do it willingly...and then pay for it.

Post a Comment:

Avatar

The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

Recent Blog Posts

Gifs [11.26.09]

Gifs [11.25.09]

Dog Greets BP Customers At St...

Man With Boeing 747 Cabin In ...

Baboon Gangs Getting More Agg...

Man Mauled After Picnic With ...

Dad Leaves Boy For Strip Club...

Lovers Get Steamy In Clock To...

Hotlinks on Spiked

LA Kings Ice Girl Calendar Shoot

Top 10: Most Intimidating Stadiums

Worst DVD Bootleg Covers

The Top 10 Doomsday Prophecies

Enjoy Denise Milani Picture Galleries

Assassin's Creed 2 Cheats for the Xbox 360

Spiked Classics of 2005

8 Dollar Bet
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
10348412
krazytim
View Profile
Level: 26
Voting Power: 3.5

Very Smart Dog
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
5530863
Cynthia
View Profile
Level: 1
Voting Power: 1

Three Kinds of People
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
4926343
Fuzzylogic
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4

French Cell Phone Ad
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
7872672
Marqo09
View Profile
Level: 15
Voting Power: 2.4

The Weakest Rapper
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
8135316
Fuzzylogic
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4