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Anaconda Bite

How to survive an Anaconda bite.

posted by Stimulationii
7/19/2007 7:07:31 AM

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Stimulationii : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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863 days 17 hours ago...

Rwar, they've been known to kill humans and eat hippos!

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fryser_d : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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863 days 16 hours ago...

^There's no hippos in South America... only in Africa... :-)

The clip I think you're referring to, I think was Tapir.

Anyways... 5/5 for the tip, if I see an Anaconda up in Canada, I would know what to do ><

Source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus
http://en.wikiped
ia.org/wiki/Anaconda
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapir

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MO3iusone : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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863 days 15 hours ago...

Are Anacondas poisonous? Just wondering, cause sure you manage to free yourself from one then you just collapse..

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CookieMonster : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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863 days 14 hours ago...

hmm doesnt work when ur all alone

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oksk89 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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863 days 12 hours ago...

Anacondas aren't poisonous.. thye only kill their prey by suffocating them, so that guy was alright in the end.

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nick20404 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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863 days 11 hours ago...

Or how about not fucking with an anaconda?

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DOWNCAST : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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863 days 9 hours ago...

and what happens if ur whole arm gets bitten???? u poke it in the fucking eye

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truth-is-the-nemesis : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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863 days 9 hours ago...

great find, i already knew this cause i have a pet carpet snake and have researched them quite abit. snake's the great hunters.

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Niscimble : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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862 days 15 hours ago...

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't dip my bleeding hand into that water...

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Vizreel : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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861 days 23 hours ago...

or just reason with it...

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bustamove259 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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861 days 23 hours ago...

Dane Cook would just punch it in the face

"Wanna see my scar? Yeah...punched an anaconda in the face
I grabbed it by the big throat...I said FUCK YOU SNAKE"

:-D 5/5

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gruel : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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861 days 21 hours ago...

Damn, I'll still poke its eyes just for the sake of looking manly.

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metaloak : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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861 days 20 hours ago...

that would suck...But I'm gonna agree with that comment that says just dont fuck with it.

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Gimli000 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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861 days 19 hours ago...

Meh. If that had been an Australia snake he'd be dead by the end of the day hand, intact or not. All 10 of the top 10 worlds deadliest snakes are found in Australia.

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MARINE255 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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861 days 18 hours ago...

^ was ganna say Anaconda's may be big but I don't think there the most dangerous, but then again they say that on every animal show for hype, getting bit by a sea snake out in aussie land and you would be fucked, and theres so many other nasty snakes and spiders in Australia, nice place though.

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