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Blonde Inventions

1. The waterproof towel
2. Solar-powered flashlight
3. A submarine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dartboard
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedal-powered wheelchair
10. The waterproof tea bag

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8/27/2007 8:33:11 AM

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alondite : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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821 days 12 hours ago...

I'm sure that if a helicopter's ejector seat launched you forward rather than straight up, or perhaps jetisoned the propeller first, it really wouldn't turn out that badly...

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