A couple had been married for a long time, but could never get along very well. Many times, late at night, there would be shouting matches coming from their house.
In public, the husband often screamed, "I'm sick and tired of you! When I die, I will come out of my grave to haunt you!" The old guy started practicing black magic. All the disappearances in the neighborhood of cats, dogs and people were blamed on him.
At the age of 80, the old guy died and his wife put him in a casket. Later that night, she went to a bar and partied as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbor asked, "Aren't you scared that the old guy will dig himself out of his grave to haunt you?"
The old lady calmly replied, "Let him dig. I put the casket in the other way around."
